You can’t be the main character if...

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...you aren’t special/way above average in any way.

It could be being atleast 6‘5 tall, having an atleast 7x5.5 dick, having a rare eye color, having a rare good looking facial feature etc.

If you don’t have any of those you are a side character even if you are a HTN
 
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...you aren’t special/way above average in any way.

It could be being atleast 6‘5 tall, having an atleast 7x5.5 dick, having a rare eye color, having a rare good looking facial feature etc.

If you don’t have any of those you are a side character even if you are a HTN
Rare eye color
 
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Main character is autism
 
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Name me one main character that is ugly? Ye i bet you cant you subhumans @OldVirgin
 
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What about being giga nt
 
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...you aren’t special/way above average in any way.

It could be being atleast 6‘5 tall, having an atleast 7x5.5 dick, having a rare eye color, having a rare good looking facial feature etc.

If you don’t have any of those you are a side character even if you are a HTN
What's a rare eye colour dor u?
I agree but the dick part is cope if you are a khhv, everyone says his dick size is like that so a girl would have to confirm it
 
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Ι have a massive cock but nobody gets to see it thanks to autism
 
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What's a rare eye colour dor u?
imo it depend on location, if you have blue eyes in the middle east, it's rare. if you have it in holland, it's normal etc.
 
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Maybe. But I would rather say being extreme charismatic.
Being really NT isn’t that special tbh
Ye that’s what I meant. Charisma=Big halo
 
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Luckily the average looksmaxxer has a 12 inch cock, is 6’6, has crimson eyes and has facial features that can cut diamonds
 
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Ye that’s what I meant. Charisma=Big halo
Charisma combined with a mogger voice can make a normie a slayer. But it’s extremely rare to have both or even just one of it good enough
 
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Being extremely fucking ugly literally deformed is a main character trait, probably better than being an unremarkable NPC normie since you can get famous for how fucking ugly you are
 
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I have none of that shit.
Guess im the guy that gets killed 5 mins in
 
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Being extremely fucking ugly literally deformed is a main character trait, probably better than being an unremarkable NPC normie since you can get famous for how fucking ugly you are
fucking cope you'll end being bullied and beaten up
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Being extremely fucking ugly literally deformed is a main character trait, probably better than being an unremarkable NPC normie since you can get famous for how fucking ugly you are
*Main villain trait

Just get bullied when you walk outside theory
 
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Being extremely fucking ugly literally deformed is a main character trait, probably better than being an unremarkable NPC normie since you can get famous for how fucking ugly you are
I mean technically yes. The same could be said about having a microdick or being a turbomanlet.
But those „main characters“ have it worse than NPCs
 
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I mean technically yes. The same could be said about having a microdick or being a turbomanlet.
But those „main characters“ have it worse than NPCs
I’m talking about a literal deformity that you wont get bullied for because everyone has pity for you like this:
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Obviously their life is shit compared to a normie, but they’re main characters that have more chances of getting famous than the average guy you see walking on the street and that’s the point of this thread.
 
A prettyboy can't be main character. You need to look maesthetic with striking bones and a good eye area, to have that slayer vibe
But still innocent and neotenous at the same time, to not look like an evil npc chad
 
Would Chico lose his main character status without his height (being 6ft instead)
 
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A prettyboy can't be main character. You need to look maesthetic with striking bones and a good eye area, to have that slayer vibe
But still innocent and neotenous at the same time, to not look like an evil npc chad
Many blockbuster films / series have prettyboys as their main characters, perhaps Titanic is the best example. Women simply cannot get enough of them
 
Many blockbuster films / series have prettyboys as their main characters, perhaps Titanic is the best example. Women simply cannot get enough of them
Ok sure, but you need to look a little more masculine to give off hero vibes, and have the reputation as a man's man
 
Would Chico lose his main character status without his height (being 6ft instead)
Prime Chico? No. His main character trait is a god like harmony in his face
 
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...you aren’t special/way above average in any way.

It could be being atleast 6‘5 tall, having an atleast 7x5.5 dick, having a rare eye color, having a rare good looking facial feature etc.

If you don’t have any of those you are a side character even if you are a HTN
the bar for height is fucking 6'5'' yet the bar for dick length is only 7 by 5.5 ?

elliot rodger musta written this
 
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the bar for height is fucking 6'5'' yet the bar for dick length is only 7 by 5.5 ?

elliot rodger musta written this
A legit 7x5.5 dick is already in the 95 percentile
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But yea 7.5x5.5 or 8x5.5 would be more accurate when the height is 6‘4-5
 
What about above average mental retardration
 
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