You can't make this shit up

[Bellona]

So im like hmtn, had an appointment at jaw surgeon, looking to get more chin projection

-office empty i wait for doc
-he arrives with a young assistant
-assistant is 6'4
-fierce blue eyes, tan
-basically chad
-i go in, sit, doc turns to me, then chad
-i say i came to see if i could get chin surgery
-doc inspects me, eventually says it'd be excessive
-chad chuckles and says: "crazy what tiktok does to people"
-im thinking to myself trying not to laugh at the situation
-chad proceeds to chadsplain to me how i dont need surgery, that i look good and should just live
-i nod, eventually say thanks and leave

 

[HappyChud]

one of the best threads today that's not just porn or shitposting

 

[TheWigger]

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So im like hmtn, had an appointment at jaw surgeon, looking to get more chin projection

-office empty i wait for doc
-he arrives with a young assistant
-assistant is 6'4
-fierce blue eyes, tan
-basically chad
-i go in, sit, doc turns to me, then chad
-i say i came to see if i could get chin surgery
-doc inspects me, eventually says it'd be excessive
-chad chuckles and says: "crazy what tiktok does to people"
-im thinking to myself trying not to laugh at the situation
-chad proceeds to chadsplain to me how i dont need surgery, that i look good and should just live
-i nod, eventually say thanks and leave

and then he fucked you in the ass

 

[Bellona]

one of the best threads today that's not just porn or shitposting

Like i go to jaw surgeon so i can mog more but then get mogged by a chad there