You guys do realize you don't have to tell the guys on this forum every embarrassing thing about yourself, right?

[swaggyp1]

you don't have to tell these guys everything

you can just not mention it, dodge it, or if they ask directly, just lie since it's none of their business

when I was younger, I used to think I had to be completely transparent

 

[Eltrē]

Where's the fun in that