You guys ever jerk off in weird places?

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I would tell my stories but then again I have my face associated to them so I would most certainly go to jail,

Any faceless ngas got any cool stories? Could be just unusual places like grandmas house or smth like that

weird question I know just engage ffs
 
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I would tell my stories but then again I have my face associated to them so I would most certainly go to jail,

Any faceless ngas got any cool stories? Could be just unusual places like grandmas house or smth like that

weird question I know just engage ffs
i jerked off in the colosseoum bathroom
 
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I would tell my stories but then again I have my face associated to them so I would most certainly go to jail,

Any faceless ngas got any cool stories? Could be just unusual places like grandmas house or smth like that

weird question I know just engage ffs
I jerked off in the back of the class when everyone was there
 
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Holy based, do you remember the nut rating?
(As in how good it felt/10)
i was still shooting blanks, also felt disgusting as there was piss smell and shit smell id say 1/10 since other people were waiting outside too
 
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during a funeral :forcedsmile:
 
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I would tell my stories but then again I have my face associated to them so I would most certainly go to jail,

Any faceless ngas got any cool stories? Could be just unusual places like grandmas house or smth like that

weird question I know just engage ffs
I cant say it its bad rlly bad
 
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Based, how did u not get caught?

that fucking sucks, too bad man:feelswah:

now how does a Dexter faggot pull this off
Backpack on my lap and just fap
 
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nga ur faceless just say it :lul:

Ok weird but how did it feel?

nah imagine :lul::lul::lul::lul:
It felt normal and I can imagine it there’s so many niggas on discord that would do that if they can jerk off to l0l! Or ¢p I wouldn’t be surprised
 
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airport bathroom
gym bathroom
school bathroom

just the usual
 
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I would tell my stories but then again I have my face associated to them so I would most certainly go to jail,

Any faceless ngas got any cool stories? Could be just unusual places like grandmas house or smth like that

weird question I know just engage ffs
In class
 
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I would tell my stories but then again I have my face associated to them so I would most certainly go to jail,

Any faceless ngas got any cool stories? Could be just unusual places like grandmas house or smth like that

weird question I know just engage ffs
I jerked off in my parents' car on a trip lmao I just rub my dick under a jacket
 
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gym bathroom? that's gotta be gay
7th grade first month in the gym this black foid with genuinely the fattest ass ive ever seen is doing plyometrics jumping on boxes next to me while im on a cable machine and shit jiggling so much I couldn't stop staring I don't even like black girls but shi mane I was so bricked I was throbing I had to rub one out rq before doing tricep pushdowns with the worst form in the world
 
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7th grade first month in the gym this black foid with genuinely the fattest ass ive ever seen is doing plyometrics jumping on boxes next to me while im on a cable machine and shit jiggling so much I couldn't stop staring I don't even like black girls but shi mane I was so bricked I was throbing I had to rub one out rq before doing tricep pushdowns with the worst form in the world
bro hit triceps twice 😭
 
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Я бы рассказал свои истории, но с другой стороны, мое лицо связано с ними, поэтому меня бы точно посадили в тюрьму.

Есть у кого-нибудь из безликих цыган какие-нибудь интересные истории? Может быть, просто необычные места, например, дом бабушки или что-то подобное.

Странный вопрос, я знаю, просто включайся, черт возьми!
ЗBehind you. Turn around.
 
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I would tell my stories but then again I have my face associated to them so I would most certainly go to jail,

Any faceless ngas got any cool stories? Could be just unusual places like grandmas house or smth like that

weird question I know just engage ffs
I had a bunker in forest where I used to jack off when i was younger
 
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This one time me and my friends were on a building and we started to jerk off to each other and then we started to cum but we managed to hit the people walking
 
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This one time me and my friends were on a building and we started to jerk off to each other and then we started to cum but we managed to hit the people walking
Okay slow down a minute.
 
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If I had the chance to then I would but since I step outside my house once every four months I have no clue about the most weird places near me

Been a gooner for almost three years now but I have jerked off in the most basic places like any other male does

Bathroom, drawing room,bedroom

If I was low inhib I would go outside and jerk off infront of a woman but it could only be possible if there is no man around to see me behaving weird/creepy
 
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I'm thinking to flash my dick to women when I grow up ,but wait,I obviously would not show my face to them

Wear a ski mask to keep my Identity anonymous and stroke my average cock near them like those niggas who show their cock and wait for the woman to come near them to take a good glance and maybe stroke it later if they find it attractive enough or if horny enough but that is straight up being a whore.
@richoxne @whitebitchslayer
 
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I would tell my stories but then again I have my face associated to them so I would most certainly go to jail,

Any faceless ngas got any cool stories? Could be just unusual places like grandmas house or smth like that

weird question I know just engage ffs
once or twice i just got really horny and decided to go outside FULLY butt naked and just beat it amongst the trees lowkey
 
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