You know it’s completely over when you intend to measure your penis but fail to resist the impulse to coom before you get fully erect

[thecel]

I prepared to measure my dick’s bone-pressed erect length (BPEL). I fapped a little bit to get hard, and I got hard but not hard enough. I continued to fap more. Unfortunately, I got too horny and didn’t stop fapping until I coomed. I didn’t get to properly measure my full erect dick length.

 

[Mik]

Lol

Nobody fuckin wit me

My accolades hang from my neck

Get sennheisers, they’re more expensive

 

[Br0sk1]

Get sennheisers, they’re more expensive

Senns are the best. I have some.

wearing them right now in fact.

 

[Mik]

What’s that

Headphones, they’re pretty good quality

 

[Bitchwhipper2]

I can keep full erections even after cooming

 

[Deleted member 17201]

You're getting aroused at the sight of your penis?
Yep. It's over

 

[Chadeep]

Lol

Nobody fuckin wit me

My accolades hang from my neck

Buy Airpods Max. Ultimate Flex. Wait for IPhone 14 pro. 13 will be outdated in few months.

 

[thecel]

help

 

[TeenAscender]

Take estrogen blockers to nuke sex drive

 

[thecel]

Take estrogen blockers to nuke sex drive

clarify how decreasing estrogen increases sex drive

 

[Vermilioncore]

Get sennheisers, they’re more expensive

I love headphones. headphones I collect headphones tbh it’s an obsession. These are my current favorite.

 

[thecel]

I love headphones. headphones I collect headphones tbh it’s an obsession. These are my current favorite.

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In all tracks that I produce, I put a turbo-loud sine wave at 20 Hz to troll people who have high-quality headphones. Laptops’ speakers’ listeners have no idea how much pain headphones’ listeners are in

 

[Deprived]

Headphones, they’re pretty good quality

I listen to EDM so even flat sound profiles sound kinda bad let alone bass roll-off