you know your school is poor when

[avenox]

1. In your exams they get dinner ladies to be the invigilators
2. Can’t print paper
3.

nah i cant do this man i cant be bothered someone finish this shit for me

 

[Former Shortcel]

dinner ladies as the invigilators? and i didnt think it could get any worse than when schools hire the elderly to be invigilators

 

[Deleted member 121340]

The school pays the invigilators? Bruh.

 

[NatureEnjoyer_]

 

[subtierjester]

We dont even have a gym hall

 

[Deleted member 121340]

dinner ladies as the invigilators? and i didnt think it could get any worse than when schools hire the elderly to be invigilators

Only geriatric fucks are invigilators, but there's always that one stunner who's doing it on a break from uni or something.

 

[Former Shortcel]

Only geriatric fucks are invigilators, but there's always that one stunner who's doing it on a break from uni or something.

im convinced they just kidnap people from care homes to be invigilators

 

[Mogs Me]

How niggas look at the invigalators be their lunch lady knowing they haven’t paid for since 0’6 since

they been on meal benefits while they live in a 14 story mansion so they know they are about to get accused of cheating the second the test stars

 

[MixedBoyo12]

I remember in kindergarten we’d have dominos and other restaurant stuff for lunches but as soon as Michele Obama took over the school cheaped out and started giving the most industrial type goy slop ever. It wouldn’t be till high school moving to a richer area where I’d see lunches from known places again, goes hand in hand with development because those kids at the new school were way bigger compared to where I’m from lol

 

[GonorrhoeaGobbler]

When I was in school some kid broke 5 toilets in my first year and they only fixed them 1 year after I left

Always when you leave JFL

 

[avenox]

dinner ladies as the invigilators? and i didnt think it could get any worse than when schools hire the elderly to be invigilators

The proper invigilators in my school are already oldcels, so are the dinner ladies, so imagine an unqualified old fart just walking about. Good for cheating though.

 

[avenox]

When I was in school some kid broke 5 toilets in my first year and they only fixed them 1 year after I left

Always when you leave JFL

My primary got like them gym equipment you see in parks installed like these only a WEEK after I left

 

[avenox]

The school pays the invigilators? Bruh.

Do they? I don’t bloody know.

 

[Deleted member 121340]

Do they? I don’t bloody know.

I'd guess so. If they do, it's fucking pennies. Only pensioners or uni girlies try out for that.

 

[Former Shortcel]

The proper invigilators in my school are already oldcels, so are the dinner ladies, so imagine an unqualified old fart just walking about. Good for cheating though.

i swear they hire the most incompetent people to be invigilators, i remember when i asked for a pen cause mine ran out of ink and it took them like 5 mins to get me one

 

[avenox]

I'd guess so. If they do, it's fucking pennies. Only pensioners or uni girlies try out for that.

I swear invgilating is just like a part time job like a side hustle

I don’t think its an actusl career path

 

[MixedBoyo12]

H

When I was in school some kid broke 5 toilets in my first year and they only fixed them 1 year after I left

Always when you leave JFL

When I was in first grade some dumbass spread pooped all over the bathroom wall and the teacher pulled us all outside one by one to see who did it .

 

[GonorrhoeaGobbler]

My primary got like them gym equipment you see in parks installed like these only a WEEK after I left

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Mine was just a massive concrete empty space with only a couple beaches and trees to decorated it

The building was really pretty tho

 

[GonorrhoeaGobbler]

H

When I was in first grade some dumbass spread pooped all over the bathroom wall and the teacher pulled us all outside one by one to see who did it .

Some kid drew her name with shit kn the wall

 

[GynoGladiator]

school pill

 

[avenox]

i swear they hire the most incompetent people to be invigilators, i remember when i asked for a pen cause mine ran out of ink and it took them like 5 mins to get me one

Genuinly today I had a chemistry paper, I asked one of the dinner lady invigilators if I could switch my calculator for a modern one since I was used to those ones.

This stupid old fucking bint gave me the SAME CALCULATOR 3 TIMES IN A ROW AFTER I KEPT TELLING HER I WANTED THE BLACK AND BLUE ONES
THIS IS THE CALCULATOR THAT I WANTED TO SWITCH, I RECIEVED DESPITE ME WANTING THE OTHER


EVEN THOUGH I TOLD HER 3 TIMES I WANTED THE NEW CALCULATORS INSTEAD

THESE ONES:

HOW IS THE SCHOOL ALLOWING RETARDED UNEDUCATED OLD FARTS TO BE INVIGILATORS WHEN THEY CANT EVEN COMPLETE A SINGLE TASK

MY FRIEND WAS SITTING NEXT TO ME TOO TRYING TO HOLD IS LAUGHTER IN BECAUSE DESPITE ME TELLING HER ALL 3 TIMES I WANTED THE BLACK AND BLUE ONE I KEPT RECIEVING THE OLD ONE (1ST PIC)

 

[avenox]

H

When I was in first grade some dumbass spread pooped all over the bathroom wall and the teacher pulled us all outside one by one to see who did it .

Defo a nonce

 

[Former Shortcel]

Genuinly today I had a chemistry paper, I asked one of the dinner lady invigilators if I could switch my calculator for a modern one since I was used to those ones.

This stupid old fucking bint gave me the SAME CALCULATOR 3 TIMES IN A ROW AFTER I KEPT TELLING HER I WANTED THE BLACK AND BLUE ONES
THIS IS THE CALCULATOR THAT I WANTED TO SWITCH, I RECIEVED DESPITE ME WANTING THE OTHER
View attachment 4695966

EVEN THOUGH I TOLD HER 3 TIMES I WANTED THE NEW CALCULATORS INSTEAD

THESE ONES:

View attachment 4695967

HOW IS THE SCHOOL ALLOWING RETARDED UNEDUCATED OLD FARTS TO BE INVIGILATORS WHEN THEY CANT EVEN COMPLETE A SINGLE TASK

MY FRIEND WAS SITTING NEXT TO ME TOO TRYING TO HOLD IS LAUGHTER IN BECAUSE DESPITE ME TELLING HER ALL 3 TIMES I WANTED THE BLACK AND BLUE ONE I KEPT RECIEVING THE OLD ONE (1ST PIC)

yeah i can imagine that shit being annoying as fuck, i remember in one of my gcses an invigilator accidentally said time was up 10 mins before the exam was meant to actually finish. like genuinely are they even fucking trying

 

[avenox]

Genuinly today I had a chemistry paper, I asked one of the dinner lady invigilators if I could switch my calculator for a modern one since I was used to those ones.

This stupid old fucking bint gave me the SAME CALCULATOR 3 TIMES IN A ROW AFTER I KEPT TELLING HER I WANTED THE BLACK AND BLUE ONES
THIS IS THE CALCULATOR THAT I WANTED TO SWITCH, I RECIEVED DESPITE ME WANTING THE OTHER
View attachment 4695966

EVEN THOUGH I TOLD HER 3 TIMES I WANTED THE NEW CALCULATORS INSTEAD

THESE ONES:

View attachment 4695967

HOW IS THE SCHOOL ALLOWING RETARDED UNEDUCATED OLD FARTS TO BE INVIGILATORS WHEN THEY CANT EVEN COMPLETE A SINGLE TASK

MY FRIEND WAS SITTING NEXT TO ME TOO TRYING TO HOLD IS LAUGHTER IN BECAUSE DESPITE ME TELLING HER ALL 3 TIMES I WANTED THE BLACK AND BLUE ONE I KEPT RECIEVING THE OLD ONE (1ST PIC)

SOME POPULARCEL EVEN TALKED TO ME ABOUT IT AT 1ST BREAK AND SAID IT WAS FUNNY SEEING ME ASK FOR THE OTHER CALCULATOR AND HER JUST GIVING ME THE SAME ONE 3 TIMES IN A ROW

 

[avenox]

yeah i can imagine that shit being annoying as fuck, i remember in one of my gcses an invigilator accidentally said time was up 10 mins before the exam was meant to actually finish. like genuinely are they even fucking trying

If they try that shit in my real gcses in a couple of months im sparking her out

 

[Former Shortcel]

If they try that shit in my real gcses in a couple of months im sparking her out

i'll be honest though i lowk miss the gcse summer era, they were nowhere near as bad as the teachers made it out to be. the exam season was chill as fuck since we had study leave, i hung out with my friends a lot, and the summer was peak