You need deepset eyes to look beardfraud

[Timmy]

Everybody who beard frauds, Jiri prochazka, this guy,
The dude from good mythical morning

ALL CAN MANAGE A BEARDFRAUD WELL. I NEVER SEEN ANYBODY W BULGING NON DEEPSET EYES BEING ABLE TO PULL ONE OFF. It takes attention away from the beard.

Fuark new motivation to just moneymax so I can get orbital decompression

 

[Timmy]

Everybody who beard frauds, Jiri prochazka, this guy,
The dude from good mythical morning

ALL CAN MANAGE A BEARDFRAUD WELL. I NEVER SEEN ANYBODY W BULGING NON DEEPSET EYES BEING ABLE TO PULL ONE OFF. It takes attention away from the beard.

Fuark new motivation to just moneymax so I can get orbital decompression

Not a single nigga can beardfraud w bulging eyes. Nada

 

[Klaas Vaaker]

Not a single nigga can beardfraud w bulging eyes. Nada

still better for dudes with subhuman jaw and subhuman eyes to beardfraud then not to. Better to have one less failo

 

[twojei]

Not a single nigga can beardfraud w bulging eyes. Nada

Yeah, even buzz cuts look good only for those with deep set eyes.

 

[Timmy]

Yeah, even buzz cuts look good only for those with deep set eyes.

Dude!!! EVEN THAT!!!

 

[saldagoat]

opposite actually, being clean shaved would just bring even more attention to your bulging eyes

 

[Timmy]

opposite actually, being clean shaved would just bring even more attention to your bulging eyes

True, but it wont save you. Bulging eyes is a giga failo

 

[FBl]

Hmm makes sense now i think ab it

 

[Timmy]

Hmm makes sense now i think ab it

As the other dude mentioned, its also why you look shit in buzzcutd

 

[chimpkill]

Everybody who beard frauds, Jiri prochazka, this guy,
The dude from good mythical morning

ALL CAN MANAGE A BEARDFRAUD WELL. I NEVER SEEN ANYBODY W BULGING NON DEEPSET EYES BEING ABLE TO PULL ONE OFF. It takes attention away from the beard.

Fuark new motivation to just moneymax so I can get orbital decompression

You need deep set eyes for everything, really