You need to buy the Nimble srs

[disillusioned]

NimbleStroker – An Innovation in Hands-Free Stimulation

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I've bought one and I can't stop using it. It's basically a fancier Venus 2000 (if you know what that is) with more modern features + In-built vibrating function (interestingly the vibrations are produced via air somehow and thus require no batteries to work). Imagine a tube that sucks your dick whilst simultaneously functioning like a vibrator (you have a very large amount of control over how the suction/vibrations work btw so it's easy to personalize until you find something that works for you). It's also very quiet and doesn't take up too much space so it's easy to use at home without alerting anybody.

I managed to find a video of some dude using it in case you're curious how this works (NSFW obviously):



And before you call me some massive fag for using a masturbation toy...what the fuck is the alternative? We're never getting laid (well I'm not at least, being a norwooding framecel in my 30s) so this is the second best alternative.

I used it this morning and I'll be using it again later tonight. I'm addicted to it ngl.

 

[ambiguous]

you do you

 

[St.TikTokcel]

NimbleStroker – An Innovation in Hands-Free Stimulation

shop.exploratorydevices.com

I've bought one and I can't stop using it. It's basically a fancier Venus 2000 (if you know what that is) with more modern features + In-built vibrating function (interestingly the vibrations are produced via air somehow and thus require no batteries to work). Imagine a tube that sucks your dick whilst simultaneously functioning like a vibrator (you have a very large amount of control over how the suction/vibrations work btw so it's easy to personalize until you find something that works for you). It's also very quiet and doesn't take up too much space so it's easy to use at home without alerting anybody.

I managed to find a video of some dude using it in case you're curious how this works (NSFW obviously):



And before you call me some massive fag for using a masturbation toy...what the fuck is the alternative? We're never getting laid (well I'm not at least, being a norwooding framecel in my 30s) so this is the second best alternative.

I used it this morning and I'll be using it again later tonight. I'm addicted to it ngl.

 

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wow spongebob got pretty edgy

 

[Deleted member 14693]

Dude wtf is that torture device