YOU NEED TO PUT A PICTURE ON YOUR CV?

[Lonenely sigma]

Fuck. There goes another 90% of jobs.

Unleeesssss... you can put a selfie? I could certainly find ONE (1) human-looking selfie of myself, right?

But if I have to let someone take a picture of me with the frontal camera, its done, its OVER, there's no chance I will look human.

I JUST WANT TO WORK AS A BARTENDER jesus christ please let me get a job

 

[piec]

bro unironically getting a job

 

[Klasik616]

I look decent in it but I'm a nosecel

 

[Lonenely sigma]

Actually I do have one selfie which looks borderline-human, but I am wearing an earphone

How do I photoshop this out???

bro unironically getting a job

Those implants ain't gonna fall from the sky boyo

 

[Deleted member 110111]

bro unironically getting a job

peel avocados this time

 

[fluxx]

i lowk mogged in my photo

 

[Lonenely sigma]

peel avocados this time

OMG THIS GUY KNOWS THE ENTIRE LONENELY SIGMA LORE I am flattered actually

 

[Deleted member 110111]

OMG THIS GUY KNOWS THE ENTIRE LONENELY SIGMA LORE I am flattered actually

not easy being a rotter

 

[NORDEN SLAVORUM]

I use hypic to edit face for that

 

[Lonenely sigma]

I use hypic to edit face for that

I just need my earphones removed maaaneee

Could you help me? You saw my face anyway.

Could u edit my big huge earphones out

 

[ascension]

Yep, you need to put your height too. Tough shit out there man, I got rejected for being 5'11. Minimum requirement for an accountancy job is 6'0.

 

[NORDEN SLAVORUM]

I just need my earphones removed maaaneee

Could you help me? You saw my face anyway.

Could u edit my big huge earphones out

I can try

 

[Lonenely sigma]

Yep, you need to put your height too. Tough shit out there man, I got rejected for being 5'11. Minimum requirement for an accountancy job is 6'0.

What a fucking joke. I am 179cm (aka 5'10) which is manlet tier where I live.

Idk what to do... if only there was a way to earn the money online, all 50k euros I need...

 

[cowboy]

Theyre not gonna reject you just for being ugly

 

[Lonenely sigma]

Theyre not gonna reject you just for being ugly

Yes the fuck they will LMFAO

Ofc they aren't gonna say "sorry boyo, your untermensch face has nothing to search for here", they will instead blame it on my personality

Bro I got fired from peeling fucking oranges in a factory bc of my looks, I know how it works

 

[cowboy]

Yes the fuck they will LMFAO

Ofc they aren't gonna say "sorry boyo, your untermensch face has nothing to search for here", they will instead blame it on my personality

Bro I got fired from peeling fucking oranges in a factory bc of my looks, I know how it works

Im sure you do not look THAT bad and im sure it wasnt because of that

 

[hopecel]

Yep, you need to put your height too. Tough shit out there man, I got rejected for being 5'11. Minimum requirement for an accountancy job is 6'0.

it's only in Jewmerica

 

[hopecel]

Fuck. There goes another 90% of jobs.

Unleeesssss... you can put a selfie? I could certainly find ONE (1) human-looking selfie of myself, right?

But if I have to let someone take a picture of me with the frontal camera, its done, its OVER, there's no chance I will look human.

I JUST WANT TO WORK AS A BARTENDER jesus christ please let me get a job

DM pics, tebrice

 

[Lonenely sigma]

DM pics, tebrice

Too much of a pičkica to do that

 

[hopecel]

Too much of a pičkica to do that

ok fakecel HTN