[You should kill yourself if you're not shoplifting in 2023]

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Youre a cucked faggot if your not shoplifting (AKA self-checkout stealing) i bet your got the vaccine too.
>inb4 b-b-but youre acting like a nigger
the west has collapsed we are all niggers of modernity.


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Shut up nigger
 
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how do you do it? i live in third world country only self checkout in big ass mall how am i supposed to just book it outta there.
 
Shoplifting below the age of 18 is based bc it can't turn out that bad. After 18 is too risky though.
 
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how do you do it? i live in third world country only self checkout in big ass mall how am i supposed to just book it outta there.
you simply just "forget" to scan any item over a few dollars, this only works if the self-checkout goblin is not looking directly at you while you do it, Most self-checkout places in the US do not track the weight of the items put into the bags, so you can just pretend to scan the item maybe even make a "beep" sound with your mouth while you pretend to scan and then rush to place it in the bag where it cant be seen. Then you just pay like a dollar for a water bottle and walk out with a hundred dollars worth of goods. Im not sure if can do this outside of the US, sorry thirdie.
 
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inflation isn’t real to me, increase prices and im just going to steal it.
 
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by shoplifting i mean self-checkout steal, ive never actually shoplifted by putting something in my clothes thats way to risky and actually nigger tier behavior, but when the globohomo kikes let you check out your own food on a fucking robot, you better bet im sneaking shit into my bag.
 
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High inhib things
 
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What items do you steal?
 
cant do it in thirdie countries
 
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, Most self-checkout places in the US do not track the weight of the items put into the bags, so you can just pretend to scan the item maybe even make a "beep" sound with your mouth while you pretend to scan and then rush to place it in the bag where it cant be seen. Then you just pay like a dollar for a water bottle and walk out with a hundred dollars worth of goods. Im not sure if can do this outside of the US, sorry thirdie.
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in the spar near me there is no baggage area. so how do i do it?
 
Just go to jail and get your ass ravaged by niggers theory.
 
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I figure that most food items have no sensors on them

I've been testing this out by buying 3 of something and scanning only one of the item them 3 times

Up to like 10 items cleared it must only be for electronics and shit

I'm scared asf tho I'm just a soft white boy
 
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i had a schizo friend who would shoplift during lunch break and not even be aware of it. Like he would legit ask later where tf did i get this shit.
 
Hypothetically If you already have a record this can be a massive mistake for a few dollars of groceries.
 
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IS THIS NIGGA REAL?
Just record the beep on your phone have phone in pocket and press play when you go to fake scan
 
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BEEP
 
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by shoplifting i mean self-checkout steal, ive never actually shoplifted by putting something in my clothes thats way to risky and actually nigger tier behavior, but when the globohomo kikes let you check out your own food on a fucking robot, you better bet im sneaking shit into my bag.
It's way cooler.
 
you can just pretend to scan the item maybe even make a "beep" sound with your mouth
jfl I couldn't stop laughing at this
 
I worked at Walmart for a couple of months assisting with self checkout. I 100% knew every time someone was stealing. 95% of the time I never said anything but 100% of the time ur not getting away with it like how you think you are. There are cameras that literally silently go off on missed scans , every time it happens your face and the action get documented. I kid u not you’d be surprised how advanced these cameras are.

I’m not saying never steal but I’m saying only do it when u absolutely have to.

The best way to steal is to grab one thing u want and to just walk out the door, if u go to self checkout ur not getting away with anything u didn’t pay for. Will you get confronted ? Unlikely
 
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