You somehow get a second date with a girl you really like. Things start to get flirty, so...

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So she throws a bunch of tricky questions at you to test your personality and vibes before she invites you to her house!!

How You Flirting GIF


You've been abusing Phenibut & Pregabalin and have tried some of that exposure therapy, so you've successfully made her believe you're not an anti social inkwell, but a normal person!!

Sexy Olivia Wilde GIF


Will your mild autism and years of rotting on incel forums bring you down? Will your answers give her the ick?

Try to answer these questions to find out!!!! The less time it takes to come up with any decent answer, the better. You dont wanna sit there mumbling like an unexperienced inkwell trying to come up with something to say!!

1. “Are you always this charming, or am I just getting special treatment?”
2. “Are you trying to make me nervous, or is that a side effect?”
3. “Do you always look at people like that?”
4. “Why are you looking at me like that?”
5. “You’re being way too comfortable right now, you know that?”
6. "I wasn't planning on liking you this much tonight."
7. "I bet you say that to all the girls you take out."
8. "Okay, I see what you're doing." (said with a knowing smile after youve been particularly charming or complimentary)
9. "You're making me reconsider my type."
10. "You're a lot more interesting than I expected."
11. "I'm usually smarter than this."

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Irl I'd be high and mumble some bs like the incel I am :feelswhy:
 
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Some of them might be cringy, but thats how flirting works, inkwell

So dont mention it
 
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1. “Are you always this charming, or am I just getting special treatment?”
Yeah
2. “Are you trying to make me nervous, or is that a side effect?”
No
3. “Do you always look at people like that?”
No
4. “Why are you looking at me like that?”
dont respond and just smile
5. “You’re being way too comfortable right now, you know that?”
No
6. "I wasn't planning on liking you this much tonight."
Hahaha
7. "I bet you say that to all the girls you take out."
No
8. "Okay, I see what you're doing." (said with a knowing smile after youve been particularly charming or complimentary)
Yes
9. "You're making me reconsider my type."
Wow
10. "You're a lot more interesting than I expected."
Thanks
11. "I'm usually smarter than this."
Nice
 
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yea fuck this fuck these questions this is why i go after foreigners, language barrier conceals the retardation
 
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leave me alone
 
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or maybe rape her
 
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1. “Are you always this charming, or am I just getting special treatment?”
only for you baby
2. “Are you trying to make me nervous, or is that a side effect?”
aight fuck im out im raping and killing her this is too hard
 
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Ugh this thread gave me anxiety.
 
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bum
 
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I don’t have that. I’m afraid she’ll realize that I’m autistic.

I always speak from a place of indifference, like Joe Goldberg

It's silly to think about it, you immediately put yourself in the position of a victim
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I usually like to put the pressure back on them.
1. “Are you always this charming, or am I just getting special treatment?”
What do you think?

2. “Are you trying to make me nervous, or is that a side effect?”
You must have fallen for me. It's fine though
3. “Do you always look at people like that?”
(this one is contextual and would depend on what I did prior)
4. “Why are you looking at me like that?”
I can look elsewhere if you prefer (then smile and look away)
5. “You’re being way too comfortable right now, you know that?”
What are you gonna do about it?
6. "I wasn't planning on liking you this much tonight."
What were you planning then?
7. "I bet you say that to all the girls you take out."
Only the pretty ones
8. "Okay, I see what you're doing." (said with a knowing smile after youve been particularly charming or complimentary)
Oh yeah?
9. "You're making me reconsider my type."
(I'd get playfully angry/pissed off and say) fym reconsider, if I'm not your type gtfo :lul:
10. "You're a lot more interesting than I expected."
Well I'm not just a pretty face
11. "I'm usually smarter than this."
(I'd just look at her with the "really nigga" expression)
 
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