You think Adam and Eve are still an item

[Vermilioncore]

In heaven are they still chillin together and Adam says “I still can’t believe you doomed the world girl” and she rolls her eyes and says it was so long ago get over it

Meanwhile some shitskin back on earth gets a pressure washer up his shithole from his coworker in some warehouse and dies due to a perforated bowel

 

[therewillbeblud]

Them three be watching liveleaks together while yeshua keeps saying I told you so and eve says stop interrupting while she watches enamored the shitskin rise up , organs sloshed by hot tar