You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about

[Slayer]

After evicting the fucktarded neighborhood rabbits from my garden by double wrapping chicken wire around the perimeter, my zucchini crop has thrived and gone on to produce what can only be described as the most girthy, intimidating, and monstrously well-endowed zucchini I have ever laid my eyes on.

Lessons learned from this year’s gardening experience:
1. Fuck rabbits
2. Zucchini is easy to grow
3. Broccoli and lettuce are not (both started bolting)
4. Fuck rabbits

Stay tuned for more updates whenever my Brussels sprouts are ready.

 

[Vermilioncore]

Y u growing shit bozo just buy it from the store goofy ah

 

[Slayer]

Y u growing shit bozo just buy it from the store goofy ah

stfu. where are you going to find a megalodon zucchini like this at walmart or whatever. that's right, you won't, not even with the jewish gmo magic they pump in those things.