You wake up and notice your cock has grown to 25cm, what do you do?

[Deleted member 21712]

The thing you've prayed for all your life has come true, your penis magically grew for no reason to be 25cm. What do you do?

Ok I can already guess what @bugeater23 would do (suck himself off) but what about the rest of you? it's not like you can just go outside and whip it out to strangers

 

[Deleted member 21297]

Ok I can already guess what @bugeater23 would do (suck himself off)

been there done that

 

[Magical Apple]

The thing you've prayed for all your life has come true, your penis magically grew for no reason to be 25cm. What do you do?

Ok I can already guess what @bugeater23 would do (suck himself off) but what about the rest of you? it's not like you can just go outside and whip it out to strangers

Get on tinder and send dick pics to latinas.

 

[EverythingMattersCel]

Do the helicopter spin with it and make propeller-spinning noises.

 

[Hades]

I would immediately post it on my snapchat and instagram story to let everyone know my shit big as hell

 

[Deleted member 21712]

been there done that

I think you missunderstood, it doesn't mean sucking off a guy whose just been inside you

 

[OldRooster]

I would realize it is a lucid dream because I am not a fucking communist and I only use metric units in my dreams.

 

[TheAbyssinian]

Probably same as usual I would fuck your mother.

 

[Deleted member 23286]

I'd probably start by taking schizophrenia medications

 

[Deleted member 18522]

Would wonder why my dick shrunk

 

[Deleted member 21712]

I would realize it is a lucid dream because I am not a fucking communist and I only use metric units in my dreams.

my bad, well 25cm is pretty big but in your case you'd still not be able to see it beneath your fat American beer belly

 

[Rabbi]

Make an onlyfans and get rich for LL and rhino

 

[gribsufer1]

sign up for porn

 

[Bojack]

Show it off to all my biches on here and get massive upvotes

 

[Deleted member 17531]

Jerk off in front of Starbucks baristas

 

[hebbewem]

Erect or flacid

 

[Dystopian]

Do porn

 

[Deleted member 21712]

Erect or flacid

both!

 

[RAITEIII]

I'd conquer this fucking world and have everyone on their knees begging to suck

 

[Chinacurry]

Call my ex and show her and see I'd she thinks it's a good enough size.

25cm is gonna be bigger than most porn stars, only guys like dredd or lex steele or mandingo would mog u I think