You wake up tomorrow as the 4’11 balding Indian janitor in USA. What is your plan?

[qazw]

What is your plan to ascend? Or is it over?

 

[onskibidi]

How tf you gonna ascend?

 

[Heatmiser]

by not waking up

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Staying true to traditions I'd blow myself up in a bomb strapped to my back in the middle of a prime city square like a true ethnic

 

[Kroker]

My survival instincts would kick in the moment I think about going seppuku, bcz if I did it I'd lose the experience of life, my consciousness is trapped in that meatbag so no escape.

Plus it would be paradoxical, because if I were in India it'd be okay to be among the rest of indians (not getting mogged by the L.M.S) as severe as it would be in the us but also at the same time poor QOL.

In the US he's getting mogged on momentarily basis given the stats mentioned in OP, yet at the same time I'm still experiencing 1st world.

It's like the paradox of unstoppable force meeting unmovable object dilemma, in short it's a zero sum game.

 

[Rhino LeFort]

Jumping off a tall ass building and doing hella backflips or sum idk

 

[TechnoBoss]

I would commit Sudoku.

 

[Devilla]

My life is worser than that

 

[sub5outsider]

start my self improvement journey

 

[qazw]

My life is worser than that

Stats?

 

[Gonthar]

You could study what other very short people did and follow a similar life path and career...

 

[shia.jihadist]

JOIN ADONIS SCHOOL

JEFFERY TO ADONIS TRANSFORMATION

 

[Lingesan Periyaandi]

 

[Richard Cheese]

Ascend? No chance. I'd learn how to play spanish guitar.

Become tremolo master. Have all the time in the world. Why not.

 

[qazw]

You could study what other very short people did and follow a similar life path and career...

Over for Jumanjicels

 

[Kroker]

You could study what other very short people did and follow a similar life path and career...

But he said he's blading that's -50% rest is height

 

[bakpaokukus]

tbh that still lifemogged me hard

 

[shitskinism]

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