you walk into a back alley

[FatJattMofo]

and you see this guy standing there looking at you.

what do you do?

 

[Overjetcel299]

Ask for proportions

 

[Deleted member 1464]

Ask him for some looksmaxing tips

 

[SexuallyAbusive]

bust out a ruler and measure all his facial ratios and proportions

 

[GenericChad1444]

pray and hope his name is not Ben Dover

 

[Catawampus]

Chin mogs thanos to the omniverse and back.

 

[reptiles]

and you see this guy standing there looking at you.

what do you do?

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Just stand in awe

 

[Pillarman]

imagine this shit looking at you, then he suddenly opens his mouth and you hear a girl voice coming out of him

 

[Bengt]

 

[Peachy]

Take off my clothes, lube up, and start running around and squealing like a pig so he can't catch me

 

[Overjetcel299]

Take off my clothes, lube up, and start running around and squealing like a pig so he can't catch me

Cartmans me

 

[Arkantos]

 

[Roping Subhuman]

I stab him with my knife that i always carry around when i'm outside.

 

[BigBiceps]

and you see this guy standing there looking at you.

what do you do?

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Think to myself why is there a mirror in such random place?

 

[SikKunt]

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[SHARK]

imagine this shit looking at you, then he suddenly opens his mouth and you hear a girl voice coming out of him

Brutal

 

[Esteban1997]

I give him a handshake

 

[nattycel]

Ask him if he's my long lost brother