irrumator praetor
Lifting so I can crack nigger and jew skulls
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TLDR: The title is a bit of a bait, but, I can adjust this very strat so you can maximize slaying your situationship "GF". The only price is that you shouldn't emotionally care, and I'd argue that if you emotionally care about "your" "girl", then YOU'RE GAY.
The premise is that, since you don't care, you should act like you do, and you should be a simp when it doesn't cost you or doesn't reduce respect she has for you in your relationship, which should purely be optimized for cheapness and slaying.
So, you should act jealous, you should pretend like you're crying sometimes (but rarely. Then act like it means a lot or something, just make sure to put a high price tag on it LMFAO), you should say all types of simp shit, and do all types of simp shit if it doesn't cost you anything.
And never "leave her" or whatever, just never eliminate access to her unless she does it herself. Even if you ghost her when she doesn't let u fuck anymore. Because the option should still be open if she sends nudes and tells you to fuck her etc. Only if she lies at that attempt, then legit block her lmfao. And, I don't mean something like carrying handbags, because thats genuinely annoying if it turns into a habit, but bullshit like sometimes carrying her, sometimes massaging feet or whatever the fuck else bullshit women think men doing would stroke their low IQ egos off.
The premise is, if it costs nothing, then do it. Then, the shit that actually matters, like carrying heavy bags, paying for dates, committing to her, you shouldn't do to any degree. And if she stops giving sex, just ghost lol. You should be cheating 24/7 under this strategy, and ofc you will be cashing all your behaviour in for sex, and if she doesn't like it, she can try to find another nigga/loser to do whatever with. You should always offer up FWB after breakup too (you shouldn't break up - if she goes for a break up, pretend like you don't want it to happen). This is the new META.
Alright, since this is becoming a thread series, I'm linking my previous related threads:
Video that inspired me to write this shit:
Notice how the guys act like loverboys and faggots. I was thinking - if we clean up some of this behaviour, leave most of it intact though, and make a chad do all of it, then we would have the perfect performative chad. He would, in theory, get perfect results within relationships. That is, most sex with least commitment, while cheating (ideal relationship for men).
Now the reason why you want her to be cheating, is because you don't wanna hold down uglies, you want hot bitches that are gonna cheat. You can also often cash that in for sex too, because she will love that emotional high, while on the other hand, you genuinely dgaf. This is not for the weak, or those who can't have a roster of women.
As for the allowed simp behaviour, just get inspiration from instagram and think about whats really just cheap asf vs not. Avoid the heavily disrespectful shit or the costly/annoying shit. What you end up with, is a perfect relationship gender role larp. Both people are larping, fucking and cheating. Its primal and truly what both parties (INCLUDING YOU, yes YOU) actually want. Thoughts? No opinions from retarded low IQ faggots allowed btw
The premise is that, since you don't care, you should act like you do, and you should be a simp when it doesn't cost you or doesn't reduce respect she has for you in your relationship, which should purely be optimized for cheapness and slaying.
So, you should act jealous, you should pretend like you're crying sometimes (but rarely. Then act like it means a lot or something, just make sure to put a high price tag on it LMFAO), you should say all types of simp shit, and do all types of simp shit if it doesn't cost you anything.
And never "leave her" or whatever, just never eliminate access to her unless she does it herself. Even if you ghost her when she doesn't let u fuck anymore. Because the option should still be open if she sends nudes and tells you to fuck her etc. Only if she lies at that attempt, then legit block her lmfao. And, I don't mean something like carrying handbags, because thats genuinely annoying if it turns into a habit, but bullshit like sometimes carrying her, sometimes massaging feet or whatever the fuck else bullshit women think men doing would stroke their low IQ egos off.
The premise is, if it costs nothing, then do it. Then, the shit that actually matters, like carrying heavy bags, paying for dates, committing to her, you shouldn't do to any degree. And if she stops giving sex, just ghost lol. You should be cheating 24/7 under this strategy, and ofc you will be cashing all your behaviour in for sex, and if she doesn't like it, she can try to find another nigga/loser to do whatever with. You should always offer up FWB after breakup too (you shouldn't break up - if she goes for a break up, pretend like you don't want it to happen). This is the new META.
Alright, since this is becoming a thread series, I'm linking my previous related threads:
Video that inspired me to write this shit:
Notice how the guys act like loverboys and faggots. I was thinking - if we clean up some of this behaviour, leave most of it intact though, and make a chad do all of it, then we would have the perfect performative chad. He would, in theory, get perfect results within relationships. That is, most sex with least commitment, while cheating (ideal relationship for men).
Now the reason why you want her to be cheating, is because you don't wanna hold down uglies, you want hot bitches that are gonna cheat. You can also often cash that in for sex too, because she will love that emotional high, while on the other hand, you genuinely dgaf. This is not for the weak, or those who can't have a roster of women.
As for the allowed simp behaviour, just get inspiration from instagram and think about whats really just cheap asf vs not. Avoid the heavily disrespectful shit or the costly/annoying shit. What you end up with, is a perfect relationship gender role larp. Both people are larping, fucking and cheating. Its primal and truly what both parties (INCLUDING YOU, yes YOU) actually want. Thoughts? No opinions from retarded low IQ faggots allowed btw
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