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You never got to be a greaser chad who smoked cigarettes with his boys all day and skipped school to beat up faggots on the street with no consequences, all the while your 1000 ng/dl of natty testosterone coursed through your veins with every queer's skull you curbstomped
You never got to skip school to go to the soda shop with that sexy blonde Stacy from your high school, listening to the jukebox all night before taking her out into the parking lot and bending her over your motorcycle and fucking her brains out
You never went to your high school's prom, fingering your prom date on the dancefloor while the haze of cigarette smoke and smell of alcohol filled the room, stimulating all 5 of your senses and permanently imbuing this memory in your subconscious forever
You never got to enjoy hanging out in nature with all your friends, making lifelong bonds and memories surrounded by the healthy natural environment where humans are meant to be
You never got to witness the birth of rock and roll and hear all the great artists of the 50s and 60s in their primes
You never got to steal your parents' car with all your friends and cruise around town doing whatever your the fuck you wanted, flooding your neurotransmitters with insane amounts of adrenaline, dopamine, and serotonin
You never got to experience the historically low cost of living and college tuition, you didn't even need to go to college to earn a decent living and attain the American dream. No matter what path you chose, your future was bright
INSTEAD, YOU WERE A TEENAGER IN THE 21ST CENTURY AND ENDED UP WASTING YOUR PRECIOUS YOUTH AS A FRIENDLESS INCEL ON THE COMPUTER AND CONTEMPLATING THE MOST PAINLESS WAYS TO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF. HOW DO YOU COPE?
You never got to skip school to go to the soda shop with that sexy blonde Stacy from your high school, listening to the jukebox all night before taking her out into the parking lot and bending her over your motorcycle and fucking her brains out
You never got to enjoy hanging out in nature with all your friends, making lifelong bonds and memories surrounded by the healthy natural environment where humans are meant to be
You never got to witness the birth of rock and roll and hear all the great artists of the 50s and 60s in their primes
You never got to steal your parents' car with all your friends and cruise around town doing whatever your the fuck you wanted, flooding your neurotransmitters with insane amounts of adrenaline, dopamine, and serotonin
You never got to experience the historically low cost of living and college tuition, you didn't even need to go to college to earn a decent living and attain the American dream. No matter what path you chose, your future was bright
INSTEAD, YOU WERE A TEENAGER IN THE 21ST CENTURY AND ENDED UP WASTING YOUR PRECIOUS YOUTH AS A FRIENDLESS INCEL ON THE COMPUTER AND CONTEMPLATING THE MOST PAINLESS WAYS TO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF. HOW DO YOU COPE?
