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Yesterday, i saw a thread showing statistical data as to what the average jaw bone length is...
FUUUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK...
so i grabbed a ruler, measured my jaw bone...
I have a shorter mandible bone than fucking women!
So i measured my mothers bone... 1CM LONGER THAN ME!!!!
I was going to measure my dad, but he called me a nazi german doctor and called me stupid..
This made me realise, we we're all 1 Mike mew away from saving ourselves 30k+ in genioplasty/Ortho. Not to mention my migrant parents allowing me to thumbsuck into late 8's, and allowing me to sleep whilst crushing my mandible bone.
Im buying 100bucks in fillers today, im going to try for 5mm projection of the chin. I can't cope anymore, the disgusting mess that is my face, my dad looks like hernan drago but italian, and sligtly uglier ofc but still. He used to recount his slay stories to me as a child, but he replaced fucking with hugging. Crazy the contrast my dad's and my own life.
My mother has said numerous times my dad had no good aspect apart from looks, i used to think she was larping as carmela from sopranos to tease my dad, but turns out it was actually rooted in truth. After pushing my parents with questions, my mother was in love for his looks... My dad is older than my mom's dad, and he has really good age genes. Jfl if i don't kill myself after 30 with heavy balding etc.
tl:dr we should all kill mike mew.
FUUUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK...
so i grabbed a ruler, measured my jaw bone...
I have a shorter mandible bone than fucking women!
So i measured my mothers bone... 1CM LONGER THAN ME!!!!
I was going to measure my dad, but he called me a nazi german doctor and called me stupid..
This made me realise, we we're all 1 Mike mew away from saving ourselves 30k+ in genioplasty/Ortho. Not to mention my migrant parents allowing me to thumbsuck into late 8's, and allowing me to sleep whilst crushing my mandible bone.
Im buying 100bucks in fillers today, im going to try for 5mm projection of the chin. I can't cope anymore, the disgusting mess that is my face, my dad looks like hernan drago but italian, and sligtly uglier ofc but still. He used to recount his slay stories to me as a child, but he replaced fucking with hugging. Crazy the contrast my dad's and my own life.
My mother has said numerous times my dad had no good aspect apart from looks, i used to think she was larping as carmela from sopranos to tease my dad, but turns out it was actually rooted in truth. After pushing my parents with questions, my mother was in love for his looks... My dad is older than my mom's dad, and he has really good age genes. Jfl if i don't kill myself after 30 with heavy balding etc.
tl:dr we should all kill mike mew.
