You will never amount to anything if you have a shitty name

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The namepill is very brutal
Both my surname and first name have never been pronounced correctly by a non pole, this closes up any possibility albeit slim for me to be somewhat of importance, ill never have my name dedicated to anything
Ill never be known
All because my name is ugly and unpronounceable to a non polish native
Its such a fucking nuisance when people ask me how to pronounce it because they never get it right and its every day someone makes fun of it or tries to pronounce it
I wish i had a GOOD polish name like jakub or something easy to pronounce
But nooooo my parents had to choose the shittiest one to match with my equally unpronouncable surname
I FUCKING HATE MY NAME
And ill never be able to change it since im too used to the one i have
 
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The namepill is very brutal
Both my surname and first name have never been pronounced correctly by a non pole, this closes up any possibility albeit slim for me to be somewhat of importance, ill never have my name dedicated to anything
Ill never be known
All because my name is ugly and unpronounceable to a non polish native
Its such a fucking nuisance when people ask me how to pronounce it because they never get it right and its every day someone makes fun of it or tries to pronounce it
I wish i had a GOOD polish name like jakub or something easy to pronounce
But nooooo my parents had to choose the shittiest one to match with my equally unpronouncable surname
I FUCKING HATE MY NAME
And ill never be able to change it since im too used to the one i have
@forzp @InanimatePragmatist @Nectar
 
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The namepill is very brutal
Both my surname and first name have never been pronounced correctly by a non pole, this closes up any possibility albeit slim for me to be somewhat of importance, ill never have my name dedicated to anything
Ill never be known
All because my name is ugly and unpronounceable to a non polish native
Its such a fucking nuisance when people ask me how to pronounce it because they never get it right and its every day someone makes fun of it or tries to pronounce it
I wish i had a GOOD polish name like jakub or something easy to pronounce
But nooooo my parents had to choose the shittiest one to match with my equally unpronouncable surname
I FUCKING HATE MY NAME
And ill never be able to change it since im too used to the one i have
you can legally change your name
 
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you can legally change your name
Also everyone would still call me by my old name, or rather try to call me it since they csnt pronounce it
 
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yves saint laurent
 
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whats your name?
 
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A unique name is more memorable so I don't get your argument.

But yeah, you will probably not amount to anything. And that's okay.
 
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And ill never be able to change it since im too used to the one i have
Don't need to die on this hill if it's that bad. You could anglicize the spelling or find equivalents if that's possible
 
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A unique name is more memorable so I don't get your argument.
Both of my names are Ugly, on paper and the way it rolls of the tongue, not nice to remember
 
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millions have the same name
unless its extremly unique
Its not that unique but theres not many people sharing my name where i live
 
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Don't need to die on this hill if it's that bad. You could anglicize the spelling or find equivalents if that's possible
People usually just shorten my name
 
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The namepill is very brutal
Both my surname and first name have never been pronounced correctly by a non pole, this closes up any possibility albeit slim for me to be somewhat of importance, ill never have my name dedicated to anything
Ill never be known
All because my name is ugly and unpronounceable to a non polish native
Its such a fucking nuisance when people ask me how to pronounce it because they never get it right and its every day someone makes fun of it or tries to pronounce it
I wish i had a GOOD polish name like jakub or something easy to pronounce
But nooooo my parents had to choose the shittiest one to match with my equally unpronouncable surname
I FUCKING HATE MY NAME
And ill never be able to change it since im too used to the one i have
Not to mentions teachers calling my name on the register and bringing all the attention to me when asking how to pronounce it
Its so fucking annoying
 
My name is so basic and it just sounds like such a normie name I hate my parents for giving it to me

It sounds like smth u would name a loaf of bread

Having a basic name might be worse than having an unpronounceable name
 
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My name is so basic and it just sounds like such a normie name I hate my parents for giving it to me

It sounds like smth u would name a loaf of bread

Having a basic name might be worse than having an unpronounceable name
Yeah sure buddy atleast you dont get made fun of for your name
Id rather be called like mark john or jake that whatever my name is
 
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The namepill is very brutal
Both my surname and first name have never been pronounced correctly by a non pole, this closes up any possibility albeit slim for me to be somewhat of importance, ill never have my name dedicated to anything
Ill never be known
All because my name is ugly and unpronounceable to a non polish native
Its such a fucking nuisance when people ask me how to pronounce it because they never get it right and its every day someone makes fun of it or tries to pronounce it
I wish i had a GOOD polish name like jakub or something easy to pronounce
But nooooo my parents had to choose the shittiest one to match with my equally unpronouncable surname
I FUCKING HATE MY NAME
And ill never be able to change it since im too used to the one i have
got scouted by manchester city as a nr1 prodigy but declined cause my name is ahh
 
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My name is so basic and it just sounds like such a normie name I hate my parents for giving it to me

It sounds like smth u would name a loaf of bread

Having a basic name might be worse than having an unpronounceable name
ok josh
 
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The namepill is very brutal
Both my surname and first name have never been pronounced correctly by a non pole, this closes up any possibility albeit slim for me to be somewhat of importance, ill never have my name dedicated to anything
Ill never be known
All because my name is ugly and unpronounceable to a non polish native
Its such a fucking nuisance when people ask me how to pronounce it because they never get it right and its every day someone makes fun of it or tries to pronounce it
I wish i had a GOOD polish name like jakub or something easy to pronounce
But nooooo my parents had to choose the shittiest one to match with my equally unpronouncable surname
I FUCKING HATE MY NAME
And ill never be able to change it since im too used to the one i have
@illusion has seen my name if i reccal correctly
 
got scouted by manchester city as a nr1 prodigy but declined cause my name is ahh
Dont know if this is a joke or larp but if its true thats brutal
 
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Dont know if this is a joke or larp but if its true thats brutal
Is He Serious GIF
 
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The namepill is very brutal
Both my surname and first name have never been pronounced correctly by a non pole, this closes up any possibility albeit slim for me to be somewhat of importance, ill never have my name dedicated to anything
Ill never be known
All because my name is ugly and unpronounceable to a non polish native
Its such a fucking nuisance when people ask me how to pronounce it because they never get it right and its every day someone makes fun of it or tries to pronounce it
I wish i had a GOOD polish name like jakub or something easy to pronounce
But nooooo my parents had to choose the shittiest one to match with my equally unpronouncable surname
I FUCKING HATE MY NAME
And ill never be able to change it since im too used to the one i have
Name is cope
 
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im really shit at it
Same, i used to play every day whem i was 8 but i never got any better then i realised i didnt start early enough so i gave up and never looked back
 
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The namepill is very brutal
Both my surname and first name have never been pronounced correctly by a non pole, this closes up any possibility albeit slim for me to be somewhat of importance, ill never have my name dedicated to anything
Ill never be known
All because my name is ugly and unpronounceable to a non polish native
Its such a fucking nuisance when people ask me how to pronounce it because they never get it right and its every day someone makes fun of it or tries to pronounce it
I wish i had a GOOD polish name like jakub or something easy to pronounce
But nooooo my parents had to choose the shittiest one to match with my equally unpronouncable surname
I FUCKING HATE MY NAME
And ill never be able to change it since im too used to the one i have
You can tell from mine I wanted a lot of status
 
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I suffer with you bro wont reveal mine but Yeah i understand what its like
 
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The namepill is very brutal
Both my surname and first name have never been pronounced correctly by a non pole, this closes up any possibility albeit slim for me to be somewhat of importance, ill never have my name dedicated to anything
Ill never be known
All because my name is ugly and unpronounceable to a non polish native
Its such a fucking nuisance when people ask me how to pronounce it because they never get it right and its every day someone makes fun of it or tries to pronounce it
I wish i had a GOOD polish name like jakub or something easy to pronounce
But nooooo my parents had to choose the shittiest one to match with my equally unpronouncable surname
I FUCKING HATE MY NAME
And ill never be able to change it since im too used to the one i have
brootal name pill my name means gate :fuk:
 
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The namepill is very brutal
Both my surname and first name have never been pronounced correctly by a non pole, this closes up any possibility albeit slim for me to be somewhat of importance, ill never have my name dedicated to anything
Ill never be known
All because my name is ugly and unpronounceable to a non polish native
Its such a fucking nuisance when people ask me how to pronounce it because they never get it right and its every day someone makes fun of it or tries to pronounce it
I wish i had a GOOD polish name like jakub or something easy to pronounce
But nooooo my parents had to choose the shittiest one to match with my equally unpronouncable surname
I FUCKING HATE MY NAME
And ill never be able to change it since im too used to the one i have
what are some good names ?
 
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sad
 
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The namepill is very brutal
Both my surname and first name have never been pronounced correctly by a non pole, this closes up any possibility albeit slim for me to be somewhat of importance, ill never have my name dedicated to anything
Ill never be known
All because my name is ugly and unpronounceable to a non polish native
Its such a fucking nuisance when people ask me how to pronounce it because they never get it right and its every day someone makes fun of it or tries to pronounce it
I wish i had a GOOD polish name like jakub or something easy to pronounce
But nooooo my parents had to choose the shittiest one to match with my equally unpronouncable surname
I FUCKING HATE MY NAME
And ill never be able to change it since im too used to the one i have
I hate my name too and plan to change it once i move out of my parents house
 
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