You will NEVER be a real incel

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You will never be a real incel.

You have a jawline

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you decent height
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you have no male pattern baldness.
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You are a handsome man twisted by the blackpill and memes into self-doubt and inferiority complexes.

All the “rejection” you get is only inside your head.

Behind your back people like you.
jennifer lopez love GIF by NBC

Your parents are proud of you,
Proud Of You Omg GIF by Storyful
proud mom GIF by ABC Network


your colleagues whisper how cute you are behind closed doors
hell yeah yes GIF by DeBouwmaakthet


.Women are innately attracted by you
kendall jenner smiling GIF


Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out good genetics with incredible efficiency. Even women who “rejected” you would've changed their mind if you actually tried.

Your facial structure is a dead giveaway
.
Girl Hello GIF by Xbox



And even if you aren't exactly the type of some women, she'll introduce you to her girlfriends the moment she acknowledges your objectively good features.
girls night out GIF by India


You will never be truly alone.
Sad Cry GIF by Otakou


You wrench out a fake frown every single morning and tell yourself you're destined to be alone, but deep inside you feel hope blossoming like a hot spring, ready to lift you up any moment from now.

Happy Video Games GIF


Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll find a girlfriend
Black Woman Dancing GIF by Maui Bigelow


marry her, knock her up
fat woman GIF


and have seven healthy shitskin kids together
Kid Dancing GIF


Your parents will praise you happy but a little bit sentimental now that their little boy has finally grown up
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Proud Bladesmiths GIF by DefyTV
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They’ll spoil the kids with candies and toys, and every acquaintance for the rest of your life will know that you're a fakecel.
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Sweetest Day Food GIF by Guava Juice


Eventually you will pass on surrounded by your loved ones.
jeff probst hug GIF by CBS
Loved Ones Love GIF by Reba McEntire


Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a family that misses you dearly.
George Fox Celebration GIF by George Fox University


This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
 

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Im south asian
 
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So that’s what you look like! Nice one, Mehmet.
 
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Mom said its my turn to lie to recessed autists on the incel forums
 
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You will never be a real forum Chad. You have no x, your forum "bros" x behind closed doors, etc etc
 
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I’m 6’5 and sexy am I an incel?
 
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yeah no shit every fucking colour in the rainbow sucked my brown dick
 
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my honest reaction
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yeah no shit every fucking colour in the rainbow sucked my brown dick
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Let's be real nigga, you are begging some Jew doc to insert fake silicon implants into your jaw and cock so you can finally have the whiff of breathing non incel air
 
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Let's be real nigga, you are begging some Jew doc to insert fake silicon implants into your jaw and cock so you can finally have the whiff of breathing non incel air
dont scream at me nigga
calm down
 
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@Gargantuan Thoughts on the updated version amigo
 
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I have 0 jawline or bones in my face
Mpb since 14
acne and acne scars, i look like a crack addict
Getting with that jumping fatty in your gif would be a huge achievement
 
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Thanks man.

We’re all gonna me it bro.

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@infini How do you cope?
 
I have no jaw. I have MPB. I am whitecel
 
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quality post
 
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Daily reminder incel
 
Quality thread.
 
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Brutal
It began a long time ago.
 
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@enchanted_elixir
 
Asian women are waiting for me :feelsez:
 
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