You wouldn't suffer now if the first man would've beat up the first woman

[Sphinx]

The moment Eva gave Adam to try the apple, he should've brutally beat her and show his loyalty to god, the one and only. God loves when you show affection. That could've been the ultimate test. What he did instead? Ye..ye.yes mam! sir! yes sir! I'll eat that apple! please, give it to me! why not? god said no, but you're so pretty and you have a vagina, please fuck me tonight, pleasee!!

I don't blame simps anymore, It's in our nature. Men cheated on god for a whore. Is that really surprising that now so many men would pay to buy piss in a bottle? If you simp for a whore over god, you have no limits.

IMO humanity should've been destroyed in that moment. Eva and Adam were fucking bugged. both cheated on god, poor god tbh.

 

[thickdickdaddy27]

u good bro?

 

[Vermilioncore]

God should have just demolished them both and just not created human beings and just stayed vibin in heaven with angels and shit

 

[getra]

I matched with eve on tinder

 

[Sphinx]

u good bro?

No, I'm ashamed of my first ancestors.

 

[hebbewem]

If god is real knew it would happen and progamed it to happen so poor humans

 

[AsGoodAsItGets]

God should have just demolished them both and just not created human beings and just stayed vibin in heaven with angels and shit

Nah adam is chad. He cucked god

 

[Vermilioncore]

If god is real knew it would happen and progamed it to happen so poor humans

God sees our choices as they happen outside of time as if he’s viewing a collage. We make all our choices and God simply knows everything and has control of certain aspects but we have our own choices

 

[Vermilioncore]

Nah adam is chad. He cucked god

No he’s a cuck who would rather eat apples of Satan than be in eternal bliss

 

[Sphinx]

Nah adam is chad. He cucked god

He didn't cuck shit, were suffering each day for his dumb mistake. and he suffers too.

 

[hebbewem]

God sees our choices as they happen outside of time as if he’s viewing a collage. We make all our choices and God simply knows everything and has control of certain aspects but we have our own choices

We dont have choice. He made their genes and their enverioment he progamed them to make that 'choice'

 

[Deleted member 15099]

The moment Eva gave Adam to try the apple, he should've brutally beat her and show his loyalty to god, the one and only. God loves when you show affection. That could've been the ultimate test. What he did instead? Ye..ye.yes mam! sir! yes sir! I'll eat that apple! please, give it to me! why not? god said no, but you're so pretty and you have a vagina, please fuck me tonight, pleasee!!

I don't blame simps anymore, It's in our nature. Men cheated on god for a whore. Is that really surprising that now so many men would pay to buy piss in a bottle? If you simp for a whore over god, you have no limits.

IMO humanity should've been destroyed in that moment. Eva and Adam were fucking bugged. both cheated on god, poor god tbh.

Just lol

 

[Sphinx]

Just lol

Comments like this are the leftovers of Adam behavior. I wouldn't take any part in it.

 

[AsGoodAsItGets]

Just lol

Id eat the fucking fruit and fuck her too

No he’s a cuck who would rather eat apples of Satan than be in eternal bliss

If id have eternal fairy land vs fuck the first woman, id go for the fucking ngl. God likes adam still why you hate him He cool and drippy af