your mama so fat

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that when she walks past the TV, she blocks out the whole episode.
 
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your mama so fat she jumps into the pool and makes a tsunami
 
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Your mama so stinky! That when she goes outside, she's considered a warcrime
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Yo mama so mean, they don’t give her happy meals at McDonalds.
 
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Yo mama so mean, they don’t give her happy meals at McDonalds.
Yo mana so ugly! That when she enters an alley, the rapist is scared of being raped.
 
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Just kidding, here's my mogging yo mama joke:

 
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Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
 
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I love stepmothers
 
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yo mamma so old, that when tyrone fucked her, no baby was made.
Michael Jordan Reaction GIF

Your mama so old, when someone told her to act her age, she died!
 
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is this yo mama?

 
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"If you hate breakfast, break it slowly"🤙🤙
 
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Shut up shut up shut up

NIGGER NIGGER BUGGER BIGGER’b&@(@;;@:&;&(@;@;@;@;@4
Slutb BITCH BIGCH DLUT WHORE DIE DIE DIE DIE DDIE DORUR FIDURIDUDDIEDIEDIRIDRIEI DIE DIE DIE DIE’!!!!#+%*#*#*
 
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your mother is so fat when she fell down the stairs i thought eastenders was finishing
 
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Shut up shut up shut up

NIGGER NIGGER BUGGER BIGGER’b&@(@;;@:&;&(@;@;@;@;@4
Slutb BITCH BIGCH DLUT WHORE DIE DIE DIE DIE DDIE DORUR FIDURIDUDDIEDIEDIRIDRIEI DIE DIE DIE DIE’!!!!#+%*#*#*
😢
 
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your mother is so fat when she fell down the stairs i thought eastenders was finishing
wtf does this mean lol
 
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Yo mama so dumb she revised for a blood test
 
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yo mama so ugly that not even Gandy's sperm can save her kids from inceldom

yo mama so fat when she walked past my house i didnt get sunlight for a week and needed vitamin d supplements.
 
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yo mama so ugly that not even Gandy's sperm can save her kids from inceldom
Your mama so UGLY she'll be in OVER's GRAND GALLERY OF SUBHUMANS v4:ROFLMAO:
 
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yo mama so fat when she walked past my house i didnt get sunlight for a week and needed vitamin d supplements.
Your mama so heavy that when she visited yellow stone park, the shockwave awoke the super volcano
 
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Yo mama so fat, she stepped on a weighing scale and it said "to be continued".
 
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Yo mama so fat, she stepped on a weighing scale and it said "to be continued".
Yo mamma so fat that she has a whole biome in her many skin folds
 
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Yo mama so fat her blood type is Ketchup.
 
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Yo mama so fat her blood type is Ketchup.
yo mamma is so fat that she weighs more naked than clothed.

edit, that's retarded I'll give another one

yo mamma so fat that the effort it took her to pick up a cake made her lose weight after eating.
 
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yo mamma is so fat that she weighs more naked than clothed.

edit, that's retarded I'll give another one

yo mamma so fat that the effort it took her to pick up a cake made her lose weight after eating.

yo mama so stupid when the judge said, "Order in the court," she asked for a burger and fries
 
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yo mama so stupid when the judge said, "Order in the court," she asked for a burger and fries
yo mamma so racist that when she went outside, she called an italian a nigga
 
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yo mamma so racist that when she went outside, she called an italian a nigga

yo mama so stupid, when I said "drinks on the house", she went and got a ladder
 
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yo mama so stupid, when I said "drinks on the house", she went and got a ladder
yo mamma so sexy that when she bend over, I fuck her ass
 
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Yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap
Thanos Snap GIF by Marvel Studios
 
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yo mamma so sexy that when she bend over, I fuck her ass

yo moma so ugly, she looked out of the window and got arrested for public indecency
 
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Yo mama so confused, she tried to eat Eminem the rapper!
 
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yo moma so ugly, she looked out of the window and got arrested for public indecency
okay, this yo mamma stuff boring now. Thread over guys😢
 
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