your mama so fat

Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down
 
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Yo mama so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing
 
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Shit thread, OP. This isn't elementary school anymore.



BTW: Yo momma so fat that when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up. :feelskek:
 
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Shit thread, OP. This isn't elementary school anymore.



BTW: Yo momma so fat that when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up. :feelskek:
Yo mamma so fat that when she got up from bed, the whole house collapsed
 
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yo momma so fat she created a new fault line by sitting down
 
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Yo mama so fat she gets a group discount on her insurance
 
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Your mom so dumb she sweeps the desert
 
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Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers
 
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yo mama so fast she finished Need For Speed by foot
 
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your mama so ugly that she posts here
 
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Yo mama so ugly when she threw a boomerang it refused to come back.
 
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1655269681529

Yo mama gigavaxxed
 
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your momma so fat that her photo doesnt fit the FAT32 partition
 
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Yo mama so dumb she thought looksmax was an eye health forum
 
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Your mama so fat when i opened her pic in photoshop it uninstalled itself
 
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your mok so fat that she broke the geneological tree
 
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