Your not gonna belive me omg

[JoeLesbo420]

My father is a researcher working in a big research facility in midsouthern germany, just a step closer to finding out the cure to aging or at least slow it down.(cant say exactly where he is working at). This information is a bit unknown to the masses i wanted to tell someone and since i found this website a while ago i thought i will just post this here. I will be one of the first people to get the cure. He told me to kill myself so i will never age again, thats the cure kill yourselfes rn niggerz

 

[inversions]

ur so funny

 

[alladinbvs]

your father can find the elixir of life but can't reopen growth plates JFL