Your "oneitis" is trimming another mans nose hairs currently

[LowTierBateman]

A little birdie told me shes cutting his neck hairs now

 

[LowTierBateman]

Bump

 

[LeDufferman]

My oneitis played with my hair when we were drunk the other week

 

[Co-op]

someones oneitis is dating a bear apparently

 

[justinAnomaly]

A little birdie told me shes cutting his neck hairs now

birdie js told me she is playing with his pubic hair now

 

[iblamexyz]

A little birdie told me shes cutting his neck hairs now

Yeah I know but she’s a whore

so it doesn’t surprise me her resources are being fulfilled