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So, i thought for like a couple of minutes and decided this is the best way to accurately measure your SMV
step 1: your location
if you are in the west, u by default have lower smv than if ur in the mideast, southeast asia, or niggerjungle
if west - then you are starting with 3/10 smv, if ur in mideast of se asia or niggerjungle, u start at a 4/10
step 2: your race
if you are white in the west, u get +1 smv boost, if u are white in mideast or se asia or niggerjungle - u get +3smv boost
if u are nigger in the west, u get +1 smv boost, if u are nigger in mideast or niggerjungle - u get -1smv failo, if u are nigger in se.asia - u get -3smv failo
if u are anything else in the west , u get -1smv failo, if u are anything else anywhere else, no smv change
if u are chink of indian in west, u get -2smv failo, if u are chink or indian anywhere else, no smv change
step 3: your eye area, cheekbones, and hair
if u dont lack in either of the three, smv+2
if u lack in one of the three, smv+1
if u lack in more than one of the three, but its not too bad, smv neutral
if u lack in more than one and it's bad, smv-1
if u lack in all three, smv-2
step 4: your jawline, chin, maxilla
if u dont lack in either, smv+1
if u lack in one, smv-1
if u lack in more than one, smv-2
if u have some deformity in those areas, smv = over
step 5: your height
if its above the average height in ur location, smv neutral
if its above 75% of people in ur location, smv+1
if its above 90% of people in ur location, smv+2
if its below average, smv-1
if its below 75% of people in ur location, smv-3
step 6: your fitness level
if ur body looks above the average neutral, and it looks like u work out, smv+1
if ur body looks decent, smv neutral
if ur body looks average or slightly overweight, smv-1
if u are so overweight u cant see ur bones, smv=0, lose fat
step 7: your popularity
if u are worldwide popular, multiply ur smv by 2
if u are locally popular, multiply smv by 1.5
if u are a nobody, multiply smv by 1
if u are known on reddit more than irl, multiply smv by 0.5
step 8: your experience
if u lost virginity before 16, multiply smv by 2
if u lost virginity between 16 and 18, multiply smv by 1
if u lost virginity between 18 and 25, multiply smv by 0.8
if u lost virginity after 25, multiply smv by 0.5
Boom.
If u smv mog her other options, she will fuck u.
If u dont, then she wont
step 1: your location
if you are in the west, u by default have lower smv than if ur in the mideast, southeast asia, or niggerjungle
if west - then you are starting with 3/10 smv, if ur in mideast of se asia or niggerjungle, u start at a 4/10
step 2: your race
if you are white in the west, u get +1 smv boost, if u are white in mideast or se asia or niggerjungle - u get +3smv boost
if u are nigger in the west, u get +1 smv boost, if u are nigger in mideast or niggerjungle - u get -1smv failo, if u are nigger in se.asia - u get -3smv failo
if u are anything else in the west , u get -1smv failo, if u are anything else anywhere else, no smv change
if u are chink of indian in west, u get -2smv failo, if u are chink or indian anywhere else, no smv change
step 3: your eye area, cheekbones, and hair
if u dont lack in either of the three, smv+2
if u lack in one of the three, smv+1
if u lack in more than one of the three, but its not too bad, smv neutral
if u lack in more than one and it's bad, smv-1
if u lack in all three, smv-2
step 4: your jawline, chin, maxilla
if u dont lack in either, smv+1
if u lack in one, smv-1
if u lack in more than one, smv-2
if u have some deformity in those areas, smv = over
step 5: your height
if its above the average height in ur location, smv neutral
if its above 75% of people in ur location, smv+1
if its above 90% of people in ur location, smv+2
if its below average, smv-1
if its below 75% of people in ur location, smv-3
step 6: your fitness level
if ur body looks above the average neutral, and it looks like u work out, smv+1
if ur body looks decent, smv neutral
if ur body looks average or slightly overweight, smv-1
if u are so overweight u cant see ur bones, smv=0, lose fat
step 7: your popularity
if u are worldwide popular, multiply ur smv by 2
if u are locally popular, multiply smv by 1.5
if u are a nobody, multiply smv by 1
if u are known on reddit more than irl, multiply smv by 0.5
step 8: your experience
if u lost virginity before 16, multiply smv by 2
if u lost virginity between 16 and 18, multiply smv by 1
if u lost virginity between 18 and 25, multiply smv by 0.8
if u lost virginity after 25, multiply smv by 0.5
Boom.
If u smv mog her other options, she will fuck u.
If u dont, then she wont
