You're an incoming sophomore about to major in Gender and Sexuality Studies at the University of Quebec at Trois Rivières. You have to choose one of t

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You're an incoming sophomore about to major in Gender and Sexuality Studies at the University of Quebec at Trois Rivières. You have to choose one of the following professors to be your advisor, who do you pick?

1. Minerva van der Menarche: a 6'4", 98 year old battleaxe of a woman who emigrated from the Soviet Union; a former Colonel and sniper in the Red Army who accumulated 568 Nazi headshots at the age of 18before emigrating and transitioning to academia. She is known for booming deep voice, incisive intellect despite her age, and Nurse Ratched esque personalité. She shows no signs of slowing down. She is a prominent neo-Hegelian known for writing a 1,200 page tome arguing that "human trafficking is the highest expression of the human spirit."

2. Riley Phoenixblatt, 47, an enby facial feminization surgeon who accumulated 800+ malpractice cases over the course of her career, owing to her wildly unethical practices. She won every single one and extorted $20,000,000 in countersuits before transitioning to academia. She speaks in tongues and goes into trance during seminars.

3. Sauron von Mothma, a 37yo (who looks 80 for some reason) newcomer who teaches widely attended seminars on how to combat Rampant Misandry. He has a podcast where he talks mainly about dating topics related to 18-21yos. He became something of an idolized father figure among the Maghrebi immigrant community in Canada; murders have been carried out in his name. Here's their pics: