Nazi Germany
Zubeer Adolf Hipster --Asexual Monk
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That oxygen you just sucked in belongs to the Global Oxygen Cartel, run by Jewish overlords who’ve patented air itself. Every breath you take is a loan—and the interest rate? Infinity. Wombcaust, where your very lungs are part of the international debt machine, and every inhale you take is just another tick on your oxygen bill.
They’ve turned the air you breathe into a commodified resource. You think water privatization was bad? The Jewish-controlled oxygen bank that owns every cubic meter of breathable air on Earth. You think you’re out here walking free in the streets? Nah, bro. You’re just a walking oxygen debtor, living on borrowed air.
Think CO2 emissions are your problem? No, that’s their escape plan. While you’re gasping for your next hit of pay-per-breath air, they’re chilling in their oxygen vaults, surrounded by premium-grade atmospheres, controlling every inhale you’ll ever take. And don’t even try to escape into the woods for some "free nature air"—they’ve already got the forests rigged with air filtration taxes. Every leaf you walk past is part of the Global Oxygen Debt System (GODS). The trees are owned, the clouds are owned, even the oxygen molecules in your next yawn are licensed.
Good luck breathing without paying off your Jew-controlled air debt. Giga Rotters like us are forever enslaved to the Wombcaust OxyBank, gasping for one last free breath before they clamp down on our lungs and charge us interest on every molecule.
They’ve turned the air you breathe into a commodified resource. You think water privatization was bad? The Jewish-controlled oxygen bank that owns every cubic meter of breathable air on Earth. You think you’re out here walking free in the streets? Nah, bro. You’re just a walking oxygen debtor, living on borrowed air.
Oxygen Banking System
They've already installed hidden air meters in every major city, tracking your inhalation debt. Every breath is another microtransaction added to your oxygen deficit. The next time you take a deep breath to relax, just know that the Global Oxygen Cartel has tacked on another 0.02% to your life debt. They don’t even care if you die—they’ll just harvest your final exhale and sell it as “vintage air” to the highest bidder.Think CO2 emissions are your problem? No, that’s their escape plan. While you’re gasping for your next hit of pay-per-breath air, they’re chilling in their oxygen vaults, surrounded by premium-grade atmospheres, controlling every inhale you’ll ever take. And don’t even try to escape into the woods for some "free nature air"—they’ve already got the forests rigged with air filtration taxes. Every leaf you walk past is part of the Global Oxygen Debt System (GODS). The trees are owned, the clouds are owned, even the oxygen molecules in your next yawn are licensed.
Good luck breathing without paying off your Jew-controlled air debt. Giga Rotters like us are forever enslaved to the Wombcaust OxyBank, gasping for one last free breath before they clamp down on our lungs and charge us interest on every molecule.