Youre not a real man if ....

[currylightskin]

If you're a grown-ass man and you still wipe your ass, you're not a real man.​

This should be self-explanatory but apparently, I have to justify myself.
There's nothing more feminine than using a product on your body. Makeup is 100% feminine and by the same logic, so is wiping your ass. I haven't wiped my ass in about 4 years, and I've NEVER had any issues. My digestive system is in the top 1% in terms of regularity, functionality, and performance, and I've never once felt the need to "clean up" after myself.
If you shit, and you need to wipe, you've got an emasculated GI tract and that's your own issue. Man up and get your shit (literally) together.

 

[sub5inchcel]

i use that water can stuff, but a water hose is better

 

[Lihito]

If you're a grown-ass man and you still wipe your ass, you're not a real man.​

This should be self-explanatory but apparently, I have to justify myself.
There's nothing more feminine than using a product on your body. Makeup is 100% feminine and by the same logic, so is wiping your ass. I haven't wiped my ass in about 4 years, and I've NEVER had any issues. My digestive system is in the top 1% in terms of regularity, functionality, and performance, and I've never once felt the need to "clean up" after myself.
If you shit, and you need to wipe, you've got an emasculated GI tract and that's your own issue. Man up and get your shit (literally) together.

This forum is so based at Times i might even consider this

 

[Deleted member 11758]

never have sex and smoke weed afterwards in the morning, you will get nothing done

 

[Deleted member 8365]

I use water

 

[currylightskin]

I use water

water is given by allah so its ok

 

[Deleted member 15866]

yakhi

 

[Skywalker]

yakhi

cute yakhi

 

[Deleted member 24278]

Fuck u

 

[chadmanlet04]

if you cut out processed food your shit won't get stuck in your ass, it will slide down smoothly without leaving much of a mess. Then just run water down it and ur good

 

[Skywalker]

youre not a real man if youre not injecting t