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It's a sunny evening so you both decide to buy a beach ball to pass the time in the back garden of your air bnb

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Your gf hits it and you smack it back with the power of your gymcelled arms, but just a little too hard. The ball goes off course and over the neighbors fence

"Fuck"
"should we go round and knock?"

Your gf replies "Nah they're probably not even in, we can try tomorrow", as she makes her way back to the sun chair

You calmly put your sunglasses back on and decide that you'll try to catch a bit more sun before it sets. You even consider firing up the new Hamza podcast on youtube.

As you're getting comfortable on the chair, you hear some shuffling coming from behind. Confused, you both turn your heads suddenly

"Excuse me, is this your ball?"

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@Clavicular thoughts?
 
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Another cuck thread fantasy by OP
He gets off to the idea of a gigachad fucking his girlfriend because of how inferior he knows he is
This is the 44th thread about the same fantasy (I keep count yes)
 
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Are you a cuck buddy?
 
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Another cuck thread fantasy by OP
He gets off to the idea of a gigachad fucking his girlfriend because of how inferior he knows he is
This is the 44th thread about the same fantasy (I keep count yes)
Get In Come On GIF by Shrewsbury Town
 
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yeah i would pull up my glock atp
 
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"Yes thank you. Can you please put the ball on the ground and kick it towards me"

"Sure"

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"Burns the body and leaves the country on the next flight with gf too terrorized to even think about cheating ever again"
 
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Low t gooner ramblings

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It's a sunny evening so you both decide to buy a beach ball to pass the time in the back garden of your air bnb

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Your gf hits it and you smack it back with the power of your gymcelled arms, but just a little too hard. The ball goes off course and over the neighbors fence

"Fuck"
"should we go round and knock?"

Your gf replies "Nah they're probably not even in, we can try tomorrow", as she makes her way back to the sun chair

You calmly put your sunglasses back on and decide that you'll try to catch a bit more sun before it sets. You even consider firing up the new Hamza podcast on youtube.

As you're getting comfortable on the chair, you hear some shuffling coming from behind. Confused, you both turn your heads suddenly

"Excuse me, is this your ball?"

View attachment 3352294

Happy Antonio Banderas GIF
Bros getting a rush from making up scenarios
 
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It's a sunny evening so you both decide to buy a beach ball to pass the time in the back garden of your air bnb

View attachment 3352282

Your gf hits it and you smack it back with the power of your gymcelled arms, but just a little too hard. The ball goes off course and over the neighbors fence

"Fuck"
"should we go round and knock?"

Your gf replies "Nah they're probably not even in, we can try tomorrow", as she makes her way back to the sun chair

You calmly put your sunglasses back on and decide that you'll try to catch a bit more sun before it sets. You even consider firing up the new Hamza podcast on youtube.

As you're getting comfortable on the chair, you hear some shuffling coming from behind. Confused, you both turn your heads suddenly

"Excuse me, is this your ball?"

View attachment 3352294

Happy Antonio Banderas GIF
10/10 . JERKED OFF AND CAME TO THIS !!!!1!!
 
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I’m writing a book

Releasing on Amazon next year :feelshah:
 
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It's a sunny evening so you both decide to buy a beach ball to pass the time in the back garden of your air bnb

View attachment 3352282

Your gf hits it and you smack it back with the power of your gymcelled arms, but just a little too hard. The ball goes off course and over the neighbors fence

"Fuck"
"should we go round and knock?"

Your gf replies "Nah they're probably not even in, we can try tomorrow", as she makes her way back to the sun chair

You calmly put your sunglasses back on and decide that you'll try to catch a bit more sun before it sets. You even consider firing up the new Hamza podcast on youtube.

As you're getting comfortable on the chair, you hear some shuffling coming from behind. Confused, you both turn your heads suddenly

"Excuse me, is this your ball?"

View attachment 3352294

Happy Antonio Banderas GIF
If your rich this won’t happen cope
 
So a underbitecel comes and steal my gf, hmm I would think how the fuck did I come this low on the subhuman scale for this cuck coming to cuck me
 
@Clavicular thoughts?
If she make eye contact for over a second, smiles, or any hint of an IOI… bitch is getting LDARed quicker than i clicked on this thread
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Ive come to the conclusion that you will only be able to maintain LTRs by mogging the guy in the example so your GF has no logical reason to leave you or cheat with a less mogger male.

Literally so done, mogging the guy in the example shouldnt be to hard tho
 
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If she make eye contact for over a second, smiles, or any hint of an IOI… bitch is getting LDARed quicker than i clicked on this thread
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Ive come to the conclusion that you will only be able to maintain LTRs by mogging the guy in the example so your GF has no logical reason to leave you or cheat with a less mogger male.

Literally so done, mogging the guy in the example shouldnt be to hard tho
What an autistic conclusion to make
 
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:feelsuhh:"Excuse me, is this your ball?"

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Or you can mog him by pointing out that he has a 18 inch skull circumference and is a literal lemonhead

Pro tip for peanutcels, dont take pictures holding sports balls

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That gymcel htn isnt stealing shit
Gymcels are the male equivalent of a bimboo
 
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