Zodiac signs are the biggest mainstream meme jfl

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They're so general that you could give someone any random "Description" from some random zodiac signs and they will go "Omg, Thats so accurate" or "Thats kind of like me"

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believing in astrology is foid trait
 
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Stupidest shit I ever heard of was “you’re a sagittarius so you’re going to be talkative”

lol like stfu, i just change my sign every girl i talk to
 
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Zodiac is actually legit but not in the way people think, most people look at their sun sign only which is very generalised and shallow. U need to get ur whole natal chart reading which is actually legit
 
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Zodiac is actually legit but not in the way people think, most people look at their sun sign only which is very generalised and shallow. U need to get ur whole natal chart reading which is actually legit
There’s too many contradictions, people say the indian vedic chart is real not the western one

it’s all bs
 
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@AutisticR3tard why the huh? react
 
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Keep ignoring my pm’s you cancer
 
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Zodiac is actually legit but not in the way people think, most people look at their sun sign only which is very generalised and shallow. U need to get ur whole natal chart reading which is actually legit
You know its cope mr.toth
 
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Its crazy how girls can be so stupid as to believe in star signs. At least with religion people have been brainwashed since birth but star signs is just something they saw on an ad or had their favorite influencer promote.
 
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You have to do detailed charts. Exact minute ur born, latitude/longitude location. That shit is scary accurate. Astrology is fake since we live on a flat earth and enclosed system where space is fake. Astrology is the legit science. We have all ben lied to.

But yeah ur daily horoscope is gay, and its meant to be laughed at so u dont find the real truth behind astrology
 
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i'm twofaced
 
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You have to do detailed charts. Exact minute ur born, latitude/longitude location. That shit is scary accurate. Astrology is fake since we live on a flat earth and enclosed system where space is fake. Astrology is the legit science. We have all ben lied to.

But yeah ur daily horoscope is gay, and its meant to be laughed at so u dont find the real truth behind astrology
Cant tell if you're serious but i legit wrote random shit and went "Oh, This makes sense" so if i was a low iq monkey who would've but my actual shit in, i would've been just as blind as you little amnesia.
 
Its crazy how girls can be so stupid as to believe in star signs. At least with religion people have been brainwashed since birth but star signs is just something they saw on an ad or had their favorite influencer promote.
foids are very susceptible to propaganda because they just do what ever the mainstream is
its why left wing ideologies are so popular nowadays
 
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Copes me. Although i wish i was born in january.
You’ll never be January chad like me, I cuck everyone born in my year when I tell them my birthday
 
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You’ll never be January chad like me, I cuck everyone born in my year when I tell them my birthday
You're a 20 year old khhv hapa virgin tf you talking about.
 
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I believe that constellation of stars and planets affect us ( full moon = bad sleep because it reflects bluelight; moon controls tide, solar activity controls climate and gas giants can control gravity etc.)

But those zodiacs are overexaggerated
 
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Zodiac is actually legit but not in the way people think, most people look at their sun sign only which is very generalised and shallow. U need to get ur whole natal chart reading which is actually legit
That stuff will have you cursed. The readings might work but you, or your children, are gonna pay for it in some way down the line. And trust me, it won't be worth it. That's the Devil's workshop right there.
 
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Zodiac is actually legit but not in the way people think, most people look at their sun sign only which is very generalised and shallow. U need to get ur whole natal chart reading which is actually legit
Lol damn try mine

Dec 12 1979 3:55 P.m.
 
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That stuff will have you cursed. The readings might work but you, or your children, are gonna pay for it in some way down the line. And trust me, it won't be worth it. That's the Devil's workshop right there.
what do you mean
 
what do you mean

Deuteronimy 18:10-12
"There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch, Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer. For all that do these things are an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee."

Divination and observing of times is austrology.
 
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This is for astrology cucks
 
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Deuteronimy 18:10-12
"There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch, Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer. For all that do these things are an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee."

Divination and observing of times is austrology.
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Zodiac is actually legit but not in the way people think, most people look at their sun sign only which is very generalised and shallow. U need to get ur whole natal chart reading which is actually legit
Im disappointed toth...
 
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Horoscopes are just automatically-generated texts made from charlatans. Astrology is a bit different.
Astrology =/= Zodiac Horoscope

Astrology uses the actual astronomical positions of the objects in the solar system at the exact birth time, where each planet / constellation / fixed star etc. represent parts of the human psyche.
Also doing a chart reading knowing the approximate time ( no one knows their EXACT birth time to a minute - ever wonder why 99% of the reported birth times are always +- 5-10 minutes and always end up in a number ending in 0 or 5? ) will not always give appropriate results, but it at least is closer to what Astrology is supposed to represent.

It its essence astrology is no different from psychology ( both are cope practices and neither of them are to be treated as sciences or predictive tools) , as they are entirely subjective and are mostly based on interpretations, and can be useful only in a descriptive manner ( interpreting the past ) and almost always fail at predictive methods.

a good "astrologer" aka cope-tier psychologist will be able to understand the psychological profile of the person and instead of using psychology linguistics he will use astrological terminology. The reasoning will be the same as both are almost fully interpretational, and are scam-tier ( not saying it can not help people that are full-on determinists and can shift their lives to the better or worse based on these practices).
 
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i didn't believe in it for the same reasons you do, now i believe. carl jung was a believer.. its called sinchronicity not horoscope or that bullshit

an easy way to prove its validity is to calculate your natal chart. if you are an earth dominant person.. you will find air dominant people off putting. i have 4 personal planets in earth and cant stand aquarius heavy people-

use astrotheme search by planet, to find celebs with placements opposite to you.

also give me your date of birth i migh figure out something for you
 
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i didn't believe in it for the same reasons you do, now i believe. carl jung was a believer.. its called sinchronicity not horoscope or that bullshit

an easy way to prove its validity is to calculate your natal chart. if you are an earth dominant person.. you will find air dominant people off putting. i have 4 personal planets in earth and cant stand aquarius heavy people-

use astrotheme search by planet, to find celebs with placements opposite to you.

also give me your date of birth i migh figure out something for you
how is sinchronicity relevant to astrology?
 
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What’s the most subhuman zodiac?
 
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pisces, capricorn and myb taurus and virgo. generaly feminine signs— earth and water suck especialy if they're not cardinal
 
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pisces, capricorn and myb taurus and virgo. generaly feminine signs— earth and water suck especialy if they're not cardinal
Brutal, but at least we capricorns are patient and shit.
 
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It is what it is
 

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