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GANDISM
Full spiritual awakening through aesthetic theology
(below) our deity, David Gandy pictured in his divine essence.
Moving on…
Now how to pray to Gandy? (Credits to @Clavicular)
Now remember, this is not propaganda, but a revelation of the truths within this theology that i feel inclined to share. I have personally seen increases in my canthal tilt, and width to my jaw through a similar prayer routine as the one I have linked, mire Gandy for a little while, and see if you can find the truth, and the heaven that hides behind his eyes through his divinity.
Full spiritual awakening through aesthetic theology
It’s no surprise that incels exist, and withstand the pressure of the worst depression that human beings can be subjected to suffer from. Though some incels have had revelations of Gandy’s heaven. A place so divine, so symmetric, so beautiful. That it begged further investigation. From this revelation arose the conviction that beauty was not merely superficial, but a sacred conduit to the divine. Thus, Gandism was born, grounded in the belief that the aesthetic perfection embodied by David Gandy was a glimpse into the very essence of his own heaven. Incels flock to this newfound faith, drawn by the promise of transcendence through the pursuit of physical beauty.
It comes as no surprise that religion has been prominent throughout humanity. Though they are far too ancient and prone to fabrication, nothing suggests that they’re real except for “muh oral tradition”. It doesn’t mean shit here. Though with this, we have proper documented evidence from likeminded incels with the best interests, who would otherwise be nihilistic and athiest. GANDISM aims to benefit and enrich lives through the mental well-being that comes with living a life of embracing symmetry, perfection, beauty. And all that is divine. Bringing followers to the highest form of mental fulfillment, as opposed to however their lives might’ve been before. Depressed and lonely. With suicidal thoughts.
Not long ago, as opposed to other religions, an anonymous incel from the depths of .IS ascended and surpassed that site, even this one, after a divine encounter with a deity of an angel from Gandys heaven. Lower In The hierarchy of beauty, but convincing enough to radicalize the anon. His experience gave him sufficient information and confidence to evangelize from his testimony, and it flourished. We still hear talk of “Gandys heaven”. And it’s truths.
(below) our deity, David Gandy pictured in his divine essence.
Moving on…
Within GANDISM, we believe praying to David Gandy, peace be upon him is the key to worldly aesthetics to reach enlightenment, which will grant you eternal access to Gandys heaven after death. Remember that with yin, there is also Yang. While we have Gandys heaven, we also have discovered within the philosophy that BO2Cels hell exists. A place reserved for sub 7’s and truecels. Those who are not fit for Gandys heaven and would serve no purpose as they’re nowhere near aesthetically appealing. Remember that society flourishes when we have families that love eachother with love that stems from superficial aesthetics. Now you can get involved through prayer, youth group bonesmashing sessions, community service as recommended through divine revelation from O’Pry (peace be upon him) to Pneumo. This has a positive karma affect to your PSL. and pays off tenfold. You can also be baptized, now the oil that is used is nowhere near the useless water used for baptism like abrahamic religions. No. We use minoxidil over the head, and pray to Gandy during the process of the baptism. So get involved! We are currently building churches, with gymmaxxed workers working tirelessly to have places of worship for our almighty Lord.
Now how to pray to Gandy? (Credits to @Clavicular)
Now remember, this is not propaganda, but a revelation of the truths within this theology that i feel inclined to share. I have personally seen increases in my canthal tilt, and width to my jaw through a similar prayer routine as the one I have linked, mire Gandy for a little while, and see if you can find the truth, and the heaven that hides behind his eyes through his divinity.
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