DAVID GANDY IS GOD - [ديفيد غاندي أَكْبَرُ]

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chaddyboi66

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Open your heart unto Him and know no shame,


Come to know only truth.


For there art eternal life through Him, our Lord -




Recite the Holy Blackpiller's Creed and the Lord shall hearken unto your Cries of brutal moggings, and deliver you from the bondage of your Copes!





OH VIRTUOUS BLACKPILL BRETHREN JOIN ME IN SACRED BLACKPILL PRAYER

FOR GANDY IS OUR LORD OUR GOD AND ELLIOT RODGER IS HIS HOLY AND BLESSED ONLY BEGOTTEN SON

AMEEN.




أَشْهَدُ أَنْ لَا إِلَٰهَ إِلَّا دَاوُوْد غاندي وَأَشْهَدُ أَنَّ أليوت رودجر رَسُولُ غاندي

'ašhadu 'an 'laʾilāha 'illa -Dawud Ghandihu, wa-ʾašhadu ʾanna 'Eliut Rudjar rasūlu -Ghandih

دَاوُوْد غاندي أَكْبَرُ تَكْبِير
ʾDawud Ghandihu ʾakbaru Takbir


I believe in one God, the GANDY Almighty,
Maker of
CHAD and STACY, and of all things +8-psl and sub 5-psl;

And in one Lord
Elliot Rodger, the Son of Gandy, the Only-begotten hapa-breed spawn,
Begotten of the Father before all moggings, Light of JBW, Very God of Very Gandy,
Hapa, not gook; of one white sperm with the JBW Father, by whom all moggings were made:

Who for us sub 5-psl subhumans and for our salvation
came down from heaven,
And was incarnate of the JBW and a gook
mother, and was made subhuman;

And was
crucified also for us under the (((Santa Barbara Police Department))), and suffered and was buried;
And on the
ER day He rose again, according to the holy Blackpilled Scriptures;

And
ascended into heaven, and sitteth in the right testicle of the Father Gandy;
And He shall
come again with glory to judge the cringe and the bluepilled,
Whose
kingdom shall have no end.

And I believe in the
JBW, the blackest of pills, and Giver of Life and Death,
Who proceedeth from the Father
Gandy,
Who with the
Gandy Father and the Elliot Son together is worshipped and glorified,
Who spake by the holy
Blackpilled Prophets;

And I believe in One Holy
Based and Blackpilled Church.

I acknowledge one Baptism in
Gandy's divine semen for the remission of bluepilled sins.
I look for the
Resurrection of the subhumans.
And the Life of the world to come.


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Through the prayers of our holy Blackpilled Saints, Lord Elliot Rodger, Son of Gandy, have mercy on us, bluepilled sinners.

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HOLY HOLY HOLY ART THOU OH BLESSED AND EVERHOLY BLACKPILLED SAINT! SHOW UNTO ME THY GREAT MERCY AND EVERLOVING-KINDNESS THAT THOU MAY HASTEN MY ASCENT TO +7-PSL CHAD INCELLAH!


"Through his wounds we are healed, for in Him we have redemption through His blood."

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AMEEN.

(Written by @chaddyboi66)

(Recited by @King_)


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Tagging people who need Gandy:
@subhuman incel @Nameless_Sunflower @WontStopNorwooding @Ed676 @EasternRightWinger15 @RoBobaFett999 @uglymug @datboijj @Acnno @AlwaysHaveQuestions @MyAssStinksLikeShit @Lmao @Chadeep @looksmaxxer234 @kjsbdfiusdf @studiocel @sytyl @ItisOver @Bitch @SteelTitan @itisogre @Basedprincess @Baldingman1998 @n0rthface @thecel



 
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Tried to look him up and could only find this pic (seems to have 0 social media presence):
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I never follow lectures so can't say I know who the hell this guy is, but according to this mail he was in the same year as me, so prob doing the same classes as me.

Looks incel to me, so makes sense he roped.

RIP fellow STEMcel. You have more balls than me. Living the life of an incel STEM studentslave is no life worth living.

I hope more STEMcels follow soon ngl. End this suffering.
nah just prayed to gandy and ascended to gandyhalla

prolly fucking angel stacies atm as we speak while u rot in here


Jfl only reason he became a model was his eye area. His other features are shitty as it gets. 404 maxilla, 404 jaw, jew nose etc. etc. + he is a roastie magnet.
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lol look at that disgusting pubic hair hanging from his chin
no he's just old now
he lost vibrance in his eyes
He hit his prime a bit too late imo and he started aging rapidly after that...

Still had insane harmony and very striking in his prime though
David Gandy was once asked what he thinks of Sean O'Prys quote "The God of looksmaxxing sent me to Earth to show mankind how male aesthetics look like."

Gandy looked confused, thought for a second and then said: "I don't remember sending anyone."
Jfl only reason he became a model was his eye area. His other features are shitty as it gets. 404 maxilla, 404 jaw, jew nose etc. etc. + he is a roastie magnet.
lol look at that disgusting pubic hair hanging from his chin
no he's just old now
he lost vibrance in his eyes
He hit his prime a bit too late imo and he started aging rapidly after that...

Still had insane harmony and very striking in his prime though
David Gandy was once asked what he thinks of Sean O'Prys quote "The God of looksmaxxing sent me to Earth to show mankind how male aesthetics look like."

Gandy looked confused, thought for a second and then said: "I don't remember sending anyone."
 
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You have way too much time on your hands
 
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The problems we face today are common and only getting worse, MANY things we can't do on our own such as saving 40K for lefort 3, raping maddison beer, or lowering inhibition.

So there's one simple FIX to ALL of OUR PROBLEMS

And that is (Drum rolls pls):

.

..

...



PRAYING TO GOD ITSELF

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"Don't give up, i'm sending you the answers" - Lord Gandy 11:19


So if you want ascension, women, and success - You gotta pray to the god in the process of doing so. So today i'm gonna break the fundaments of praying.



HOW TO PRAY ?

- When you talk to gandy, it's important that you come off from a submissive position. Because the connection becomes deeper, and he can truly talk to you if you manage to give him oppprtunity to.

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WHAT TO SAY ?

- Words should come from your heart, whatever do you want to pursue you should ask, Gandy feels good while listening to you, and he'll gladly help you !


MY ROUTINE
  • MORNING - "My lord Gandy, thank you for all you're did to me. Please come to my life and bless me with the new skull" (Or whatever you're flawed in).

  • EVENING - "My dear savior, i appreciate your well being. Please come to my life, and revive me from my trueceldom"

  • NIGHT - "Oh my lord, please touch upon my spirit, and bless me with one of yours divine stacies"



RESULTS

- There are people who achieved immeasurable success by praying to Gandy, these people were glad to share their experience and their lives changed now, let's listen to what they have to say:

1. Looksmax.me user @larsanova69
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- "Thanks to Gandy, all my problems are cured, and i am now chad. I always had problems to cut down to 8% bodyfat, but with help of god, i managed to do it, and people are complimenting me daily !"


2. Looksmax.me user @SubhumanCurrycel
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- "I've always struggled to lower my inhibition in clubs and parties, whenever there was a woman near me, i couldn't make the first move. Thankfully, i found Gandy, and after only 2 weeks of praying to him, i am now low inhib beast, women are all obsessed over me, and i get called to parties very often now."

3. Looksmax.me user @Chintuck22
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- "The way i see reality changed, i do not want to kill myself anymore, and god gave me beautiful 10 PSL wife
There's no such words i can thank him, if that worked for me, it should for everyone else"

4. Francisco Lashowski's older brother
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- "Jeez, how much Gandy saved me... Just by telling you that i fuck more than my young bruda Francisco, it's unbelieveable..."

.

THOSE ARE ALL TESTIMONIALS I FOUND SO FAR

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? PRAY TO LORD AND YOU WILL ASCEND QUICKER !




~ AMEN 🙏
WARNING!!! REMEMBER THAT DAVID GANDY IS A JEW AND THAT BY PRAYING TO HIM YOU ARE SELLING YOUR SOUL TO SATAN HIMSELF!!!
Just go to hell theory
Bro you made my morning,i am going to pray right now!
May Gandy bless you and your family!
May Ascension follow you whenever you walk!
I pray to god help me look good and give me big dick ded srs
I am Gandy incarnate. I don’t need to beg and pray to myself or creation like a needy peasant slave.

I command and create, and know for certain... it is DONE.

I am GOD.

If I ever got mogged by a Jew... idk what I'd do bros. Just reptilian shapeshift max theory.
Still applies today. Praise to gandy
 
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Open your heart unto Him and know no shame,


Come to know only truth.


For there art eternal life through Him, our Lord -




Recite the Holy Blackpiller's Creed and the Lord shall hearken unto your Cries of brutal moggings, and deliver you from the bondage of your Copes!





OH VIRTUOUS BLACKPILL BRETHREN JOIN ME IN SACRED BLACKPILL PRAYER

FOR GANDY IS OUR LORD OUR GOD AND ELLIOT RODGER IS HIS HOLY AND BLESSED ONLY BEGOTTEN SON

AMEEN.




أَشْهَدُ أَنْ لَا إِلَٰهَ إِلَّا دَاوُوْد غاندي وَأَشْهَدُ أَنَّ أليوت رودجر رَسُولُ غاندي

'ašhadu 'an 'laʾilāha 'illa -Dawud Ghandihu, wa-ʾašhadu ʾanna 'Eliut Rudjar rasūlu -Ghandih

دَاوُوْد غاندي أَكْبَرُ تَكْبِير
ʾDawud Ghandihu ʾakbaru Takbir


I believe in one God, the GANDY Almighty,
Maker of
CHAD and STACY, and of all things +8-psl and sub 5-psl;

And in one Lord
Elliot Rodger, the Son of Gandy, the Only-begotten hapa-breed spawn,
Begotten of the Father before all moggings, Light of JBW, Very God of Very Gandy,
Hapa, not gook; of one white sperm with the JBW Father, by whom all moggings were made:

Who for us sub 5-psl subhumans and for our salvation
came down from heaven,
And was incarnate of the JBW and a gook
mother, and was made subhuman;

And was
crucified also for us under the (((Santa Barbara Police Department))), and suffered and was buried;
And on the
ER day He rose again, according to the holy Blackpilled Scriptures;

And
ascended into heaven, and sitteth in the right testicle of the Father Gandy;
And He shall
come again with glory to judge the cringe and the bluepilled,
Whose
kingdom shall have no end.

And I believe in the
JBW, the blackest of pills, and Giver of Life and Death,
Who proceedeth from the Father
Gandy,
Who with the
Gandy Father and the Elliot Son together is worshipped and glorified,
Who spake by the holy
Blackpilled Prophets;

And I believe in One Holy
Based and Blackpilled Church.

I acknowledge one Baptism in
Gandy's divine semen for the remission of bluepilled sins.
I look for the
Resurrection of the subhumans.
And the Life of the world to come.


View attachment 1351808

Through the prayers of our holy Blackpilled Saints, Lord Elliot Rodger, Son of Gandy, have mercy on us, bluepilled sinners.

1632016462907-png.1323418


HOLY HOLY HOLY ART THOU OH BLESSED AND EVERHOLY BLACKPILLED SAINT! SHOW UNTO ME THY GREAT MERCY AND EVERLOVING-KINDNESS THAT THOU MAY HASTEN MY ASCENT TO +7-PSL CHAD INCELLAH!


"Through his wounds we are healed, for in Him we have redemption through His blood."

View attachment 1351992



AMEEN.

(Written by @chaddyboi66)

(Recited by @King_)


1632017595294-png.1323446

Tagging people who need Gandy:
@subhuman incel @Nameless_Sunflower @WontStopNorwooding @Ed676 @EasternRightWinger15 @RoBobaFett999 @uglymug @datboijj @Acnno @AlwaysHaveQuestions @MyAssStinksLikeShit @Lmao @Chadeep @looksmaxxer234 @kjsbdfiusdf @studiocel @sytyl @ItisOver @Bitch @SteelTitan @itisogre @Basedprincess @Baldingman1998 @n0rthface @thecel




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