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Did my first uc session today
Did 5min per side once with 1"bar" out of 10 and then 5min with 2/10.
Did mask off my zygos. Don't think it's necessary.
Used a shit ton of gel
,like 200ml or so. Complete mess....
Reapplied every 2min or so, cause I fucked up the placement and it got loud.
I'm patenting ts: I used tape to shut my mouth, so the air stayed inside when puffing cheeks.
Had the problem with the probe slamming against my teeth, when the air hot out.
Tryed holding my mouth closed by pressing my lips together with my other hand... didn't work out that well.
Feel kinda numb, especially around my lips and mouth in general (could ne the puffing and lymph massages though).
When pushing the cheekfat, there was an enormous dent that stayed 10sec. and disappeared within a min. Diminished mostly after a view secs.
Did this b4 uc many times and didn't make this big of a dent and only stayed for 1sek or so.
Drank a lot if water b4 and after, ate walnuts after & b4, took hugging amounts of magnesium bicarbonate, potassium, bromelerin and taurine.
Still laying in bathtub writing this. 30min or so. (Sweating like crazy.
)
Did some lymph draining massaging motions on my face right after the session but just a little bit.
Still waiting for @lenvoalt to drop his uc guide.
Gonna make a dedicated thread, made vids, photos etc in the procedure.
Was really loud at 2/10 power, especially when making sudden movements like when u loose air from ur mouth (very convenient) u need to wait until the next uc burst to take away the probe or hit the small button on the screen.
Had to put the mashiene on an elevated position to have the screen right in front of me.
Any advice for the draining part?
Gonna do cardio tomorrow and put books under my bed to elevate my head.
I dont expect a lot of this session, cause I did low power and fiew sets.
Gonna gather more knowledge and go higher in power the following week.
Pls give advice, I have prom in 4 weeks
Did 5min per side once with 1"bar" out of 10 and then 5min with 2/10.
Did mask off my zygos. Don't think it's necessary.
Laying in the bathtub rn with a cold mayonnaise bottle on my balls (nohomo), writing this
.
Used a shit ton of gel
Reapplied every 2min or so, cause I fucked up the placement and it got loud.
I'm patenting ts: I used tape to shut my mouth, so the air stayed inside when puffing cheeks.
Had the problem with the probe slamming against my teeth, when the air hot out.
Tryed holding my mouth closed by pressing my lips together with my other hand... didn't work out that well.
Feel kinda numb, especially around my lips and mouth in general (could ne the puffing and lymph massages though).
When pushing the cheekfat, there was an enormous dent that stayed 10sec. and disappeared within a min. Diminished mostly after a view secs.
Did this b4 uc many times and didn't make this big of a dent and only stayed for 1sek or so.
Drank a lot if water b4 and after, ate walnuts after & b4, took hugging amounts of magnesium bicarbonate, potassium, bromelerin and taurine.
Still laying in bathtub writing this. 30min or so. (Sweating like crazy.
Did some lymph draining massaging motions on my face right after the session but just a little bit.
Still waiting for @lenvoalt to drop his uc guide.
Gonna make a dedicated thread, made vids, photos etc in the procedure.
Was really loud at 2/10 power, especially when making sudden movements like when u loose air from ur mouth (very convenient) u need to wait until the next uc burst to take away the probe or hit the small button on the screen.
Had to put the mashiene on an elevated position to have the screen right in front of me.
Any advice for the draining part?
Gonna do cardio tomorrow and put books under my bed to elevate my head.
I dont expect a lot of this session, cause I did low power and fiew sets.
Gonna gather more knowledge and go higher in power the following week.
Pls give advice, I have prom in 4 weeks