1 thing that makes me happy instantly

[sqm]

helping my mother cook, it’s actually fun and if you have a shit relationship with yours you should try it since it’s good bonding time

 

[sqm]

@Jatt what do u know about helping ummi make biryani

 

[Jatt]

@Jatt what do u know about helping ummi make biryani

She’s like GTFO of the kitchen to me

 

[jaaba]

helping my mother cook, it’s actually fun and if you have a shit relationship with yours you should try it since it’s good bonding time

Cooking=destroying the food

 

[sqm]

She’s like GTFO nigger to me

this is why us pakis are superior

 

[sqm]

Cooking=destroying the food

bro she gives me instructions and i just follow them it aint that hard nigga

 

[selfascender]

Working out and hopping on the game makes me really happy

 

[jaaba]

bro she gives me instructions and i just follow them it aint that hard nigga

Eat a raw natural diet and tell your mother you want her to pay for double jaw surgery

 

[sqm]

Eat a raw natural diet and tell your mother you want her to pay for double jaw surgery

moms saving up for my lefort II

 

[jaaba]

moms saving up for my lefort II

Mirin parental bond

 

[sqm]

Mirin parental bond

yeah i wish nigga i’m scared to ask them for rhino nvm lefort

 

[jaaba]

yeah i wish nigga i’m scared to ask them for rhino nvm lefort

If you larp breathing problems to a doctor they might give you one for free (provided you country has free healthcare)

My mate did the same, now he’s getting a free bimax and pallet expansion

 

[sqm]

If you larp breathing problems to a doctor they might give you one for free (provided you country has free healthcare)

My mate did the same, now he’s getting a free bimax and pallet expansion

ur from the uk im guessing i am as well

 

[jaaba]

ur from the uk im guessing i am as well

Yeah the NHS should sort you out if the recession is great enough

 

[Vermilioncore]

Fishy pussy spread from behind

 

[Deleted member 81760]

i hate working so i can't relate

 

[sqm]

i hate working so i can't relate

well yeah no wonder you’re miserable if you think stirring in a pot or mixing a couple of ingredients is “work”

 

[Deleted member 81760]

well yeah no wonder you’re miserable

yes, i'm indeed