Psychophilly
Oxytocin explosion
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right at the entrance, trucel drops dead due to high radiation of ultramogwaves.
first gigachad asks the bartender " yo what the fuck man, dude just dropped dead. it stinks, is this how you run your bar? dead people on the ground?"
bar tender quickens and starts shoveling the floor to dug a grave.
second gigachad is shocked by the action of bartender and says " what the hell is this, this guy is crazy, call ambulance or sth"
people gather around bartender and keep him from shoveling.
bartender finally starts talking " i'm trying to get rid of the body, you guys are high and don't know what you are talking about. it's just a dead racoon, you are on molly or sth"
two gigachad stare at each other and laugh their ass off, but one of them is like " wait a minute, ok it's a racoon but why are you digging a grave at the middle of your fucking bar man?!"
bartender looked around and in shock " dude you are right, i could just use the bulldozer". he then quickly runs out and then breaks the walls and enters the bar with his bullduzzer. everyone paniced, one guy head got stuck in the bulldozer and poped.
gigachads who just figured what they are dealing with, they quickly grabbed shovel and started digging.
but one of them stopped and asked himself " wait why are we digging grave for a dead racoon while a mad man is trying to destroy his bar?"
then bartender jumps down from bullduzer and says" lmao, i was joking. don't worry, all these damage is reversibly. it's made of a element with a unique property that when heated transfers back to it's original form.
then he sets himself on fire to prove he will metamorphism into his true self, which is another gigachad. but he just burns, and screams for help.
first gigachad asks the bartender " yo what the fuck man, dude just dropped dead. it stinks, is this how you run your bar? dead people on the ground?"
bar tender quickens and starts shoveling the floor to dug a grave.
second gigachad is shocked by the action of bartender and says " what the hell is this, this guy is crazy, call ambulance or sth"
people gather around bartender and keep him from shoveling.
bartender finally starts talking " i'm trying to get rid of the body, you guys are high and don't know what you are talking about. it's just a dead racoon, you are on molly or sth"
two gigachad stare at each other and laugh their ass off, but one of them is like " wait a minute, ok it's a racoon but why are you digging a grave at the middle of your fucking bar man?!"
bartender looked around and in shock " dude you are right, i could just use the bulldozer". he then quickly runs out and then breaks the walls and enters the bar with his bullduzzer. everyone paniced, one guy head got stuck in the bulldozer and poped.
gigachads who just figured what they are dealing with, they quickly grabbed shovel and started digging.
but one of them stopped and asked himself " wait why are we digging grave for a dead racoon while a mad man is trying to destroy his bar?"
then bartender jumps down from bullduzer and says" lmao, i was joking. don't worry, all these damage is reversibly. it's made of a element with a unique property that when heated transfers back to it's original form.
then he sets himself on fire to prove he will metamorphism into his true self, which is another gigachad. but he just burns, and screams for help.
