2 kids have crush on me

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i hope thats satire:lul::lul: like 2 12 yo wtf i heard:lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul: cant stop jfl-ing
 
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Pre ordered future wives
 
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once i walked past a primary school
the girls started giggling
pushed forward their friend who was turning red
said our friend is so in love with you
and she just looked at me as if i was like gonna give her my number or something
i wonder if she even had a phone
 
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once i walked past a primary school
the girls started giggling
pushed forward their friend who was turning red
said our friend is so in love with you
and she just looked at me as if i was like gonna give her my number or something
i wonder if she even had a phone
Tales from Somalia
 

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once i walked past a primary school
the girls started giggling
pushed forward their friend who was turning red
said our friend is so in love with you
and she just looked at me as if i was like gonna give her my number or something
i wonder if she even had a phone
primary school cope i hate that shit like high school i think it will be better im 14 next year 15
 
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primary school cope i hate that shit like high school i think it will be better im 14 next year 15
your 14?
holy shit
it does get better
especially around 17
i was hltn at 14
if even
it gets better bro
 
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im 6‘3“ hmtn
with good style
i was a mentalcel until 2 weeks ago
im from switzerland

nice to meet you
I'm 5'2
with only skirt
I was an appealcel until discovering bpmaxxing
I'm from Israel

Nice to meet you too
 
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O-onii chan?!
 
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I'm 5'2
with only skirt
I was an appealcel until discovering bpmaxxing
I'm from Israel

Nice to meet you too
wow
interesting portfolio
do u send?
 
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your 14?
holy shit
it does get better
especially around 17
i was hltn at 14
if even
it gets better bro
im 5'10 i hope i reach that 6'0 my dad is 194 mom 170 but im early puberty i hate that
 
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im 5'10 i hope i reach that 6'0 my dad is 194 mom 170 but im early puberty i hate that
I was 178 cms at 14
im 191 cms at 17 (stunted my growth through the weight loss but oh well)

dad is 197 cms
mom 169 cms

literally dont worry about it
at 14 this shit made me suicidal
you gotta understand
you will look SO much better when you get older
focus on eating healthy etc
 
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Hope you dress in a cute skirt on Tuesday
its more of a fucking in the ass than getting fucked in the ass
besides that, i dont fuck
nor do i fuck in the ass
was that comprehensible?
 
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its more of a fucking in the ass than getting fucked in the ass
besides that, i dont fuck
nor do i fuck in the ass
was that comprehensible?
Understood mami
 
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"2 kids"
says a 14 year old 🤨
 
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schwiizer spotted:soy:
ja bro isch crazy fruener hend alli gwüsst dassi us de schwiz chumm
jetzt weiss es gefühlt keine me
alli 3 mönet wechselt sich gefühlt die ganzi user base uf org
 
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ja bro isch crazy fruener hend alli gwüsst dassi us de schwiz chumm
jetzt weiss es gefühlt keine me
alli 3 mönet wechselt sich gefühlt die ganzi user base uf org
ja stimmt ich bin vo juli bis august inactive ksie wege sommerferie und uf eimal isch jede weg
 
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ja stimmt ich bin vo juli bis august inactive ksie wege sommerferie und uf eimal isch jede weg
ich bin genau denn fett aktiv gsi
jetzt wege ferie au wider
s‘lebe isch genau glich btw
nutz das als vorteil
 
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ich bin genau denn fett aktiv gsi
jetzt wege ferie au wider
s‘lebe isch genau glich btw
nutz das als vorteil
ja jetzt isch eh ksie bro han mini 5 wuche ferie alles uf summer benutzt ich han bis neujahr kei ferie:forcedsmile:
 
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ja jetzt isch eh ksie bro han mini 5 wuche ferie alles uf summer benutzt ich han bis neujahr kei ferie:forcedsmile:
bro zum glück gangi uf e witerführendi schuel
würd glaub crashout goh mit 5 wuche ferie
brutal
 
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once i walked past a primary school
the girls started giggling
pushed forward their friend who was turning red
said our friend is so in love with you
and she just looked at me as if i was like gonna give her my number or something
i wonder if she even had a phone
But sir... your username..
 
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But sir... your username..
it refers to the day i was 14 and hltn
i asked out a 17 year old girl
very low inhib
no smv, i was fat asf
got brutally rejected and that started my downward spiral
i recovered now
i love my life and myself
 

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