2 things you can do that wont put you in jail

[Dr. Bludy]

Stealing and lying !

 

[Deleted member 23239]

say that you forgot to pay in the mall

 

[Dr. Bludy]

say that you forgot to pay in the mall

You retard monkey dont ever give such dumb advice

 

[JackTheKnife]

say that you forgot to pay in the mall

Ever happened to you that the cashier forgot to ask you for the money? just gave it to you and didn't say a word?

 

[Deleted member 23239]

You retard monkey dont ever give such dumb advice

you will remember this advice when your father will kick your ass out

 

[Deleted member 23239]

Ever happened to you that the cashier forgot to ask you for the money? just gave it to you and didn't say a word?

never damn how can it be possible

 

[JackTheKnife]

never damn how can it be possible

Idk, but it did. Maybe there's pressure in the store, brain fog, they looked into your mountain lion eyes etc. I still paid tho

 

[Deleted member 23239]

Idk, but it did. Maybe there's pressure in the store, brain fog, they looked into your mountain lion eyes etc. I still paid tho

i once breaked the glass bottle at the store, worker told me that its okay i still paid for it like a good ol cuck i am

 

[Dr. Bludy]

i once breaked the glass bottle at the store, worker told me that its okay i still paid for it like a good ol cuck i am

Thats why Ill never take advice from you bozo

 

[Bushman]

You can eat food at the grocery store without paying.
Candies, donuts, juice, bread

 

[Dr. Bludy]

You can eat food at the grocery store without paying.
Candies, donuts, juice, bread

Where???
Tales from the mall of Bangalore

 

[Bushman]

Where???
Tales from the mall of Bangalore

At Walmart, nigga. Stores big as fuck. None of employees will notice or care if you start casually eating some of their merchandise.
I’ve seen winos walk into to the alcohol section and sip cans of beer ripped from six packs.

 

[Vermilioncore]

say that you forgot to pay in the mall

One time in the mall I left without buying shit and the guy said “why don’t you buy anything?” And I said “I don’t have any money” and the mofo literally went up to me and checked my pockets inside and out and made sure bro was desperate for someone to buy something innit

 

[Deleted member 23239]

One time in the mall I left without buying shit and the guy said “why don’t you buy anything?” And I said “I don’t have any money” and the mofo literally went up to me and checked my pockets inside and out and made sure bro was desperate for someone to buy something innit

bro thought you stuttered because you got caught with the crime, he didnt know you are high inhib autist