24 hours on tinder is up and I have 421 matches on tinder

[WishIwasChico]

i lied everyone, i looksmaxxed and got no matches so i woke up and decide to put on 300lbs, get a shit haircut and clothes and oofy doofy max, now i have every bitch trying to suck my dick.

Oofy doofy is law.

 

[Deleted member 26885]

ok chad, what‘s your point?

 

[WishIwasChico]

how attractive are you OP

not that attractive, just high SMV with my stats combined

 

[WishIwasChico]

ok chad, what‘s your point?

i lied everyone, i looksmaxxed and got no matches so i woke up and decide to put on 300lbs, get a shit haircut and clothes and oofy doofy max, now i have every bitch trying to suck my dick.

Oofy doofy is law.

 

[Deleted member 31942]

that's what i mean i was so thin so i've come a long way, after my second cycle i will be over 200lbs easy so i will look big then

has your facial structure changed with the roids?

 

[TUSSELEIF]

Dm ur profile brah

Average r/tinder user would question their entire existence after seeing this

 

[WishIwasChico]

has your facial structure changed with the roids?

ye my face got wider

 

[WishIwasChico]

Dm ur profile brah

Average r/tinder user would question their entire existence after seeing this

do guys really get like 1 match a month even with gold? I feel like that ain't true

 

[Lebgfinal]

not that attractive, just high SMV with my stats combined

rate urself facially

 

[Xangsane]

I have 45 conversations, 40 of them started by them.

Pretty happy with the results can’t lie, I’ll post the results when 3 days is up.

I have a girl who is looking for short term fun and only around for a week who is hot af message me first and told me to shoot my shot. So should slay her, maybe tomorrow.


@Xangsane @newperson @the BULL @flippasav @Akhi

What did you swipe left and right on?

 

[Xangsane]

rate urself facially

he's a tall, lean fit bodied white maesthetic/robust prettyboy chadlite. PhD student.

 

[WishIwasChico]

What did you swipe left and right on?

i suicide swiped bhai, and then i just don't reply if they ugly af jfl

 

[WishIwasChico]

I think i'm gonna slay bhai @Xangsane some girl is coming over tomorrow mid day, if i slay her i'll make a thread. Haven't slayed in 8 months except 1 girl (my fb) but she's gone now and the sex with her was trash.

 

[Xangsane]

I think i'm gonna slay bhai @Xangsane some girl is coming over tomorrow mid day, if i slay her i'll make a thread. Haven't slayed in 8 months except 1 girl (my fb) but she's gone now and the sex with her was trash.

why did you break up?

 

[Xangsane]

i suicide swiped bhai, and then i just don't reply if they ugly af jfl

Everyone?

 

[WishIwasChico]

why did you break up?

bored of her and wanted to slay

 

[WishIwasChico]

Everyone?

ye bhai, rip

 

[Xangsane]

ye bhai, rip

be grateful.

 

[WishIwasChico]

You know your shit on stuff like this, how good is 421 matches in 24 hours in your opinion @Xangsane

 

[WishIwasChico]

be grateful.

After i slay i will, but i did work hard to get to where i am too bhai

 

[Deleted member 20399]

no cause it aint even good, cause i was 130 at 6'1 so i was legit holocaust, now i'm just muscular but not amazing, still got 4 weeks of my cycle left tho, put on over 40lbs tho and not bf so insanely different now

Still before and after pics would be interesting

 

[Xangsane]

You know your shit on stuff like this, how good is 421 matches in 24 hours in your opinion @Xangsane

FOID TIER.

 

[wollet2]

I told her to come over i have a free house till 5 and she said ye, fuck i can't believe, haven't slayed in 8 months she's hot af too, my autism is making me hella nervous tho

showe her

 

[WishIwasChico]

showe her

Only if I slay her

 

[wollet2]

I think i'm gonna slay bhai @Xangsane some girl is coming over tomorrow mid day, if i slay her i'll make a thread. Haven't slayed in 8 months except 1 girl (my fb) but she's gone now and the sex with her was trash.

brutal

 

[khvirgin]

Uh... What does OP look like?

Good bones and leanmaxxed (although this was before roiding)
clear skin
normal eye area
good lips
nose could be better
he had an average haircut last time I saw him but NW0

He's not a chad but you don't need to be a chad to have these results.

 

[WishIwasChico]

nose could be better

My nose is truecel I’ll admit it myself

He's not a chad but you don't need to be a chad to have these results.

true

I saw him but NW0

im not NW0 I’m like NW 1 but it’s easy to hide

 

[khvirgin]

Dm ur profile brah

Average r/tinder user would question their entire existence after seeing this

he should post tbh

I bet they would ask "YOUR BIO MUST BE GREAT BRO "

"YOUR TEXT GAME MUST BE THE BOMB BRO

 

[WishIwasChico]

brutal

Ye I know 8 months a long time bro

 

[WishIwasChico]

he should post tbh

I bet they would ask "YOUR BIO MUST BE GREAT BRO "

"YOUR TEXT GAME MUST BE THE BOMB BRO

My text game is awful I’m a certified autist, I honestly don’t even know what to say usually…
Bio just says I need a passenger princess for the Benz

 

[wollet2]

Ye I know 8 months a long time bro

its brutal that youll be pounding hot pussy in a few hours while im here dying

 

[khvirgin]

My text game is awful I’m a certified autist, I honestly don’t even know what to say usually…
Bio just says I need a passenger princess for the Benz

Pm the pics, I already saw you, I'm curious

 

[WishIwasChico]

its brutal that youll be pounding hot pussy in a few hours while im here dying

I swear you said the other day you was a slayer??

 

[WishIwasChico]

Dm me and I’ll send

Pm the pics, I already saw you, I'm curious

 

[audimax]

i roided as well tho and put NT pics, dripmaxxed in designer and also put the Benz these three things boosted my SMV much more. It's not just the Benz jfl

Bro just show the pics

 

[WishIwasChico]

Bro just show the pics

fine. Here you go...

This is my main pic

 

[WishIwasChico]

fine. Here you go...

This is my main pic

@Xangsane

 

[WishIwasChico]

My fb just hit me up guilt tripping me, she saw I was on tinder, saying I can’t believe you’re seeing other people so quick

 

[WishIwasChico]

I told I’ve got a girl coming over tomorrow and she started going crazy jfl

 

[Xangsane]

I told I’ve got a girl coming over tomorrow and she started going crazy jfl

she wants you to commit to her!

 

[WishIwasChico]

she wants you to commit to her!

She told me she just threw up in the toilet cause I told her I’m seeing someone tomorrow wtf

 

[audimax]

My fb just hit me up guilt tripping me, she saw I was on tinder, saying I can’t believe you’re seeing other people so quick

She told me she just threw up in the toilet cause I told her I’m seeing someone tomorrow wtf

Bruh shes so delusional to admit she was on tinder herself?

 

[Splinter901]

U must also swipe right for it to be a match, did u swipe right 421 in 24 hours? Did u swipe right on literally everything?

 

[Xangsane]

She told me she just threw up in the toilet cause I told her I’m seeing someone tomorrow wtf

Did you tell her that? Did she agree that you weren't exclusive?

 

[Sprinkles]

She told me she just threw up in the toilet cause I told her I’m seeing someone tomorrow wtf

She might start chasing after you now

 

[WishIwasChico]

She might start chasing after you now

She’s saying she wants to know what the girl looks like, asking hella questions? Girls are legit crazy af

 

[WishIwasChico]

She just asked me to come on holiday with her? Wtf!

 

[Xangsane]

She’s saying she wants to know what the girl looks like, asking hella questions? Girls are legit crazy af

I think she sensed the possibility of you committing to her.

 

[Xangsane]

She just asked me to come on holiday with her? Wtf!

She is hinting she wants to be your GF.

 

[WishIwasChico]

Did you tell her that? Did she agree that you weren't exclusive?

After we broke it off ye, before we were exclusive that’s why I didn’t slay, as I just fucked her and focused on myself