2nd slay in 5 days - a slay story from a MTN

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This is a tale of how an ethnic 20 year old MTN, plowed a blue eyed, blonde Aryan with porn star tier body. Picture of girl for reference:

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So we matched on tinder where I began talking to her. We matched on valentines day and I got very mixed signals from the jump. We messaged back and forth with a couple of hours in between our messages and I thought she was just stalling till a bigger fish came around to snatch her up (bigger fish theory). I got her snap and asked her what she was doing and it was the same low effort responses I got on tinder so I said fuck it. I'm too proud to be entertaining someone that isn't interested in me so I stopped texting her.

Four days pass and I suddenly get a message as I'm about to change for football practice on Tuesday (NT theory + leave basement theory). The message is from her and it says: "Are we ever gonna link?". I'm confused since I thought she wasn't interested in me so I slyly ask: "What do you have in mind?", and she responds saying we can link at her place to watch a movie.

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At this point I'm certain I'll be clapping her cheeks this week. Friday rolls around and she says we can link. A couple hours later she says she has an appointment with her friend and asks if we can push it to Saturday. While she is out with her friend she drunkenly dm's me at 2am after I liked an instagram story she posted. She asks if I wanna link her on the way home so we could watch the movie. I got a football game Saturday so I Kindly decline.

Saturday rolls around and im getting all horrny. I dm her after my game and she leaves me on delivered for 24 hours. Legit to the dot. I'm absolutely deflated that I didn't fuck her when she texted me Friday night (especially cause we lost the football game).

She apologizes and I tell her it wasn't a big problem (while in reality she fucked up my Saturday night), she obviously asks why I wasn't bothered by her leaving me on delivered (another shit-test) and I blatantly lie and tell her I watched a movie with another girl (implying I just fucked someone else (abundance mentality)). She says "fair" and I leave her on read for another hour before she double texts me, and tells me that she now assumes I don't want to link with her. I reassure the whore that I do want to slay her and she happily complies. We decide to link the following day and I bring a vodka bottle to her home at 10pm on a Monday.

She picks me up at a nearby train station at 10pm while her parents are sleeping and we go upstairs to her room (brutal foreigner pill). We play truth or drink for like an hour emptying the vodka bottle we go over to her bed to watch the movie which is where I make my move. Ive gradually moved my arm onto her ass, I make out with her and take her pants off to see a 95th+ percentile ass on a white girl. I was utterly amazed. Her ass was fat and jiggly but her stomach was completely flat with small abs showing. She truly got blessed from up above when being crafted.

I stick my fingers inside her pussy and ass and I make her orgasm for the first time. I play with her pussy a little longer before sticking my tongue inside and making her orgasm for the second time. I then let her suck me off before I stick it inside her tight aryan hole. She tells me its too large and I need to relax a bit (18.1cm in length with 13.1cm in girth). I make her orgasm and then I nut inside her raw before apologizing. She then reassured me it was all good since she is on the birth control.

We go to sleep and I keep thinking of this godforsaken forum and this slay story I'm about to post. I'm thinking no way these guys are gonna believe I've slayed twice in 5 days as a MTN so I sneak this pic for proof:

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We wake up and she drives me 5km home and drops me off at a bakery close to where I live.

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So what did I learn?

Abundance mentality is everything. Women shit-test you to try and get the upper hand, and if they see they've hurt you they will try to humiliate you. Play chess not checkers. Godspeed.
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or maybe i dont care
what ive been saying is true and everybody knows it......the fakers have high rep + its not even about threads (anymore), i could put a chad friend of mine in my pfp and nobody would ever know its not me (like some high rep users *cough cough ).....make 100 s of threads afterwards and gather rep due to chad worship(+ bonus if i pretend to hard mew :sneaky:):feelskek:
Who tf is using chad pfps & larping??

Only dude close to that is @forevergymcelling but he makes funny relatable threads & shown his face
 
Interesting to see somlis slay. Most of them are tall lanky with very narrow jawline, shit eye area and big ass forehead. They have worst black pheno.
 
Interesting to see somlis slay. Most of them are tall lanky with very narrow forehead shit eye area and big ass forehead. They have worst black pheno.
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Who tf is using chad pfps & larping??

Only dude close to that is @forevergymcelling but he makes funny relatable threads & shown his face
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His post rep is shit tho

Skywalker is talking about dudes with high rep low post ratios

Most dudes with high reps either make good or funny threads
 
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Interesting to see somlis slay. Most of them are tall lanky with very narrow jawline, shit eye area and big ass forehead. They have worst black pheno.
nah seen some malis here in Norway who look pretty great, but yeah most are shit looking
 

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