40 kg chicken

[2vi]

How do i get rid of a 35-40ish kg chicken? I dont wanna eat it, its too much. I wanna hide it somewhere no one will find it bc im vegan and dont want ppl tp think im a carnivore

Im near the seaside rn

 

[User28823]

 

[2vi]

bump

 

[2vi]

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Its only 40 kg.

 

[Deleted member 163319]

 

[Sektor]

How do i get rid of a 35-40ish kg chicken? I dont wanna eat it, its too much. I wanna hide it somewhere no one will find it bc im vegan and dont want ppl tp think im a carnivore

Im near the seaside rn

Eat it

 

[2vi]

Eat it

Im vegan, illiterate fuck.

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

send to brazil i will eat

 

[qrdprdmrd]

 

[2vi]

send to brazil i will eat

No, cant send.

 

[barambo]

is this about chickens?

 

[2vi]

is this about chickens?

Yes? I said its literally about a chicken.

 

[AustrianMogger]

How do i get rid of a 35-40ish kg chicken? I dont wanna eat it, its too much. I wanna hide it somewhere no one will find it bc im vegan and dont want ppl tp think im a carnivore

Im near the seaside rn

do you wanna eat the chicken or not.
If you dont care about its freshness then load the meat into a giant bag.
Store that into your car. Drive to somewhere very far away. Not many people cause next part is a little bit ilegal. Go into a cave, make a giant fire and burn the meat, best at night but try to make the front of the cave as shut as possible so no light leakge. burn the meat and then after scrab up the remains and just stray them out in the wind. any bones cursh them with a mortar and eat for callcium

 

[AustrianMogger]

Yes? I said its literally about a chicken.

40kg for one chicken? na that must be 20

 

[Sektor]

Im vegan, illiterate fuck.

Eat you're meat.

 

[xoollo]

Why and where the fuck you got 40 kg of chicken

 

[barambo]

is this about chickens? or did bro just go thru pregnancy

 

[2vi]

do you wanna eat the chicken or not.
If you dont care about its freshness then load the meat into a giant bag.
Store that into your car. Drive to somewhere very far away. Not many people cause next part is a little bit ilegal. Go into a cave, make a giant fire and burn the meat, best at night but try to make the front of the cave as shut as possible so no light leakge. burn the meat and then after scrab up the remains and just stray them out in the wind. any bones cursh them with a mortar and eat for callcium

Not very possible. Ive no car.

 

[barambo]

do you wanna eat the chicken or not.
If you dont care about its freshness then load the meat into a giant bag.
Store that into your car. Drive to somewhere very far away. Not many people cause next part is a little bit ilegal. Go into a cave, make a giant fire and burn the meat, best at night but try to make the front of the cave as shut as possible so no light leakge. burn the meat and then after scrab up the remains and just stray them out in the wind. any bones cursh them with a mortar and eat for callcium

ight bro

 

[AustrianMogger]

Not very possible. Ive no car.

carry the chicken arround with you or do you wanna eat it?

 

[2vi]

carry the chicken arround with you or do you wanna eat it?

Im in a very populated place. The chicken has a big head too, cant eat it

 

[AustrianMogger]

Im in a very populated place. The chicken has a big head too, cant eat it

where is the chicken now?

 

[Idk❤️]

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Grey.

 

[2vi]

Grey.

nigga was a grey 24 posts ago

 

[2vi]

where is the chicken now?

Its in my kitchen

 

[barambo]

Im in a very populated place. The chicken has a big head too, cant eat it

bro what the fuck

 

[dex0bp]

How do i get rid of a 35-40ish kg chicken? I dont wanna eat it, its too much. I wanna hide it somewhere no one will find it bc im vegan and dont want ppl tp think im a carnivore

Im near the seaside rn

Oh my god I love this question, first dismember the chicken into 9 or 7 pieces (7 if u don’t want organs spewing everywhere) then you need a meat grinder, turn the chicken into an almost ground beef like state then just throw it in the garbage

 

[Idk❤️]

nigga was a grey 24 posts ago

It doesnt matter. I have escaped.

 

[2vi]

Oh my god I love this question, first dismember the chicken into 9 or 7 pieces (7 if u don’t want organs spewing everywhere) then you need a meat grinder, turn the chicken into an almost ground beef like state then just throw it in the garbage

Should i feed it to the homeless mayne to completely dispose of if?

 

[barambo]

Im in a very populated place. The chicken has a big head too, cant eat it

bro what the fuck is it give me a hint please

 

[2vi]

bro what the fuck is it give me a hint please

Chicken?

 

[dex0bp]

Should i feed it to the homeless mayne to completely dispose of if?

You can do that or just throw at a restaurants garbage bin, that way it’s not suspicious and people think that it’s a person or smth crazy like that send pics too

 

[barambo]

Chicken?

yes bro what /actually/ is it..

 

[2vi]

You can do that or just throw at a restaurants garbage bin, that way it’s not suspicious and people think that it’s a person or smth crazy like that send pics too

The chicken is not the prettiest sight.

 

[AustrianMogger]

Should i feed it to the homeless mayne to completely dispose of if?

combine my and his method. cut it in peaces and then stuff it into plastic bags, seal them shut and put them into traveling ludgages. then travel to the countryside, search a cave and do my plan. also buy some timber.

 

[2vi]

combine my and his method. cut it in peaces and then stuff it into plastic bags, seal them shut and put them into traveling ludgages. then travel to the countryside, search a cave and do my plan. also buy some timber.

Im exactly by the countryside right now.

 

[AustrianMogger]

Im exactly by the countryside right now.

just go to a cave and do that

 

[AustrianMogger]

Also dont post chickens on here. that is animal abuse and could get you banned

 

[2vi]

Also dont post chickens on here. that is animal abuse and could get you banned

Yeah that too. Im saying

 

[dex0bp]

The chicken is not the prettiest sight.

Are you grinding the chicken up rn? Maybe that’s why, dw it gets better just make sure u don’t get caught

 

[SvtvnTr14d]

How do i get rid of a 35-40ish kg chicken? I dont wanna eat it, its too much. I wanna hide it somewhere no one will find it bc im vegan and dont want ppl tp think im a carnivore

Im near the seaside rn

dissolve it in hydrofluoric acid if u don't have that throw the chicken into a local lake with weight tied onto it so it sinks to the bottom and fish eat it

 

[Deleted member 208062]

40kg because she starved before she died


Just burn it and dissolve the rest in some acid, you'll find how to make it online easily

 

[zeref74]

Where TF you got that much chicken

 

[2vi]

Where TF you got that much chicken

store

 

[zeref74]

store

Why tf are you a vegetarian, are you a jeet or gay ?

 

[2vi]

Why tf are you a vegetarian, are you a jeet or gay ?

Shut up! Soyciety mayor!

 

[VrillFatNoob24]

How do i get rid of a 35-40ish kg chicken? I dont wanna eat it, its too much. I wanna hide it somewhere no one will find it bc im vegan and dont want ppl tp think im a carnivore

Im near the seaside rn

chop into small pieces (wearing gloves, Smear vaseline on hairy spots, Scrub off fingerprints or rub on fingerprints superglue) > go a non findable place at night
> all black clothes with mask,
>dig hole
>throw the chicken pieces in there
>light on fire
>cover the chicken pieces and escape fast