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How do i get rid of a 35-40ish kg chicken? I dont wanna eat it, its too much. I wanna hide it somewhere no one will find it bc im vegan and dont want ppl tp think im a carnivore

Im near the seaside rn
 
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How do i get rid of a 35-40ish kg chicken? I dont wanna eat it, its too much. I wanna hide it somewhere no one will find it bc im vegan and dont want ppl tp think im a carnivore

Im near the seaside rn
Eat it
 
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send to brazil i will eat
 
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is this about chickens? :feelshah:
 
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How do i get rid of a 35-40ish kg chicken? I dont wanna eat it, its too much. I wanna hide it somewhere no one will find it bc im vegan and dont want ppl tp think im a carnivore

Im near the seaside rn
do you wanna eat the chicken or not.
If you dont care about its freshness then load the meat into a giant bag.
Store that into your car. Drive to somewhere very far away. Not many people cause next part is a little bit ilegal. Go into a cave, make a giant fire and burn the meat, best at night but try to make the front of the cave as shut as possible so no light leakge. burn the meat and then after scrab up the remains and just stray them out in the wind. any bones cursh them with a mortar and eat for callcium
 
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Why and where the fuck you got 40 kg of chicken
 
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is this about chickens? :feelshah: or did bro just go thru pregnancy
 
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do you wanna eat the chicken or not.
If you dont care about its freshness then load the meat into a giant bag.
Store that into your car. Drive to somewhere very far away. Not many people cause next part is a little bit ilegal. Go into a cave, make a giant fire and burn the meat, best at night but try to make the front of the cave as shut as possible so no light leakge. burn the meat and then after scrab up the remains and just stray them out in the wind. any bones cursh them with a mortar and eat for callcium
Not very possible. Ive no car.
 
do you wanna eat the chicken or not.
If you dont care about its freshness then load the meat into a giant bag.
Store that into your car. Drive to somewhere very far away. Not many people cause next part is a little bit ilegal. Go into a cave, make a giant fire and burn the meat, best at night but try to make the front of the cave as shut as possible so no light leakge. burn the meat and then after scrab up the remains and just stray them out in the wind. any bones cursh them with a mortar and eat for callcium
ight bro :hnghn:
 
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How do i get rid of a 35-40ish kg chicken? I dont wanna eat it, its too much. I wanna hide it somewhere no one will find it bc im vegan and dont want ppl tp think im a carnivore

Im near the seaside rn
Oh my god I love this question, first dismember the chicken into 9 or 7 pieces (7 if u don’t want organs spewing everywhere) then you need a meat grinder, turn the chicken into an almost ground beef like state then just throw it in the garbage
 
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Oh my god I love this question, first dismember the chicken into 9 or 7 pieces (7 if u don’t want organs spewing everywhere) then you need a meat grinder, turn the chicken into an almost ground beef like state then just throw it in the garbage
Should i feed it to the homeless mayne to completely dispose of if?
 
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Should i feed it to the homeless mayne to completely dispose of if?
You can do that or just throw at a restaurants garbage bin, that way it’s not suspicious and people think that it’s a person or smth crazy like that 😳 send pics too :love:
 
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You can do that or just throw at a restaurants garbage bin, that way it’s not suspicious and people think that it’s a person or smth crazy like that 😳 send pics too :love:
The chicken is not the prettiest sight.
 
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Should i feed it to the homeless mayne to completely dispose of if?
combine my and his method. cut it in peaces and then stuff it into plastic bags, seal them shut and put them into traveling ludgages. then travel to the countryside, search a cave and do my plan. also buy some timber.
 
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combine my and his method. cut it in peaces and then stuff it into plastic bags, seal them shut and put them into traveling ludgages. then travel to the countryside, search a cave and do my plan. also buy some timber.
Im exactly by the countryside right now.
 
Also dont post chickens on here. that is animal abuse and could get you banned
 
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The chicken is not the prettiest sight.
Are you grinding the chicken up rn? Maybe that’s why, dw it gets better just make sure u don’t get caught
 
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How do i get rid of a 35-40ish kg chicken? I dont wanna eat it, its too much. I wanna hide it somewhere no one will find it bc im vegan and dont want ppl tp think im a carnivore

Im near the seaside rn
dissolve it in hydrofluoric acid if u don't have that throw the chicken into a local lake with weight tied onto it so it sinks to the bottom and fish eat it
 
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40kg because she starved before she died 😢


Just burn it and dissolve the rest in some acid, you'll find how to make it online easily
 
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Where TF you got that much chicken
 
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How do i get rid of a 35-40ish kg chicken? I dont wanna eat it, its too much. I wanna hide it somewhere no one will find it bc im vegan and dont want ppl tp think im a carnivore

Im near the seaside rn
chop into small pieces (wearing gloves, Smear vaseline on hairy spots, Scrub off fingerprints or rub on fingerprints superglue) > go a non findable place at night
> all black clothes with mask,
>dig hole
>throw the chicken pieces in there
>light on fire
>cover the chicken pieces and escape fast
 
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