5 Haitian cannibals with spears vs Jason Voorhees

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I think the Haitian cannibals make dinner out of @Jason Voorhees . They will slowly roast him over a fire before eating him.

@Gengar @pope @Swarthy Knight thoughts
 
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curry flavour
 
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Ganesha will save Jason from those creatures :feelshah:
 
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He's a trained self defense expert
 
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Impossible because Jason will ping an army of Neets and kill the cannibals
 
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Jason clothes will get his army of indians to kill the cannibalts for him, for them to get a chance at getting an h -1b
 
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He eats 5 low IQ cannibals for breakfast.
 
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Klip?
 
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Ganesha will save Jason from those creatures :feelshah:
Even funnier when you hear he’s Christian and Dravidian (the most Hindu people historically but their love for white cock made them change Relgion)
 
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Even funnier when you hear he’s Christian and Dravidian (the most Hindu people historically but their love for white cock made them change Relgion)
Tbf he's Mallu (from Kerela). They actually have one of the oldest churches there.

I believe one of the OG apostles (St Thomas?) travelled to there to preach his beliefs. So technically that specific group/lineage of Dravidian Christians were following the religion well before pinkies learned about Christianity :feelshah:
 
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Tbf he's Mallu (from Kerela). They actually have one of the oldest churches there.

I believe one of the OG apostles (St Thomas?) travelled to there to preach his beliefs. So technically that specific group/lineage of Dravidian Christians were following the religion well before pinkies learned about Christianity :feelshah:
Wait is he off that community? That cannot be because those Indian Christian’s are ALL oriental orthodox not Roman Catholic/prottie

He’s a prottie and so is his family so NO he doesn’t descend from that group that’s a myth that idiot poooooojeets tell themselves to cope with their white cock cum guzzling

As I have said many times western Christianity esp Roman Catholicism is white supremacy the RELGION with their white Jesus I spit on

And Protestantism excluding the BBC variant of southern Baptist are also JBW religions jsut not to the same degree as RC.

Whenever I see a ethnic Roman Catholic I look at them like
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Protestantism is more understandable because it is retarded and chaotic and I can’t deny that Evanglicalism is heavily BBC based even the whites act like them 🤣.

But yeah only true Indian Christianity is the Oriental orthodox Syriac church
 
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Wait is he off that community? That cannot be because those Indian Christian’s are ALL oriental orthodox not Roman Catholic/prottie

He’s a prottie and so is his family so NO he doesn’t descend from that group that’s a myth that idiot poooooojeets tell themselves to cope with their white cock cum guzzling

As I have said many times western Christianity esp Roman Catholicism is white supremacy the RELGION with their white Jesus I spit on

And Protestantism excluding the BBC variant of southern Baptist are also JBW religions jsut not to the same degree as RC.

Whenever I see a ethnic Roman Catholic I look at them like
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Protestantism is more understandable because it is retarded and chaotic and I can’t deny that Evanglicalism is heavily BBC based even the whites act like them 🤣.

But yeah only true Indian Christianity is the Oriental orthodox Syriac church
searched for bbc by @PrinceLuenLeoncur . 40 pages, over
 
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searched for bbc by @PrinceLuenLeoncur . 40 pages, over
I call my race “BBC” so yes I call anything blk or related to it BBC.

If it were anybody else this would be funny but with me it’s just a given everything is BBC
 
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Wait is he off that community? That cannot be because those Indian Christian’s are ALL oriental orthodox not Roman Catholic/prottie

He’s a prottie and so is his family so NO he doesn’t descend from that group that’s a myth that idiot poooooojeets tell themselves to cope with their white cock cum guzzling
Not sure where you heard that's he's protestant :feelswat: pretty sure he said that he's a Methodist or sumthin like that. @Jason Voorhees himself could better explain it

But ya Keralites are famously known for having a strong Christian history well before colonialism. They were OG followers, unlike the rest of the converted Christcuck Jeets that were lured in with a bag or rice from pinkie :fuk:
 
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Not sure where you heard that's he's protestant :feelswat: pretty sure he said that he's a Methodist or sumthin like that. @Jason Voorhees himself could better explain it

But ya Keralites are famously known for having a strong Christian history well before colonialism. They were OG followers, unlike the rest of the converted Christcuck Jeets that were lured in with a bag or rice from pinkie :fuk:
Methodists are evangelical Protestants (basically low class Anglicans because that’s what it is whilst episcopalian is high class Anglican) 🤣:lul:
Anything that isn’t Orthodox or Roman Catholic is Protestant



The other Jeets like Jason were promised one rice grain and a picture of a white man and fair and handsome cream to pray 2 if they become Christian protties
 
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Methodists are evangelical Protestants (basically low class Anglicans because that’s what it is whilst episcopalian is high class Anglican) 🤣:lul:
Anything that isn’t Orthodox or Roman Catholic is Protestant



The other Jeets like Jason were promised one rice grain and a picture of a white man and fair and handsome cream to pray 2 if they become Christian protties
Brutal thread hijack
 
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Methodists are evangelical Protestants (basically low class Anglicans because that’s what it is whilst episcopalian is high class Anglican) 🤣:lul:
Anything that isn’t Orthodox or Roman Catholic is Protestant



The other Jeets like Jason were promised one rice grain and a picture of a white man and fair and handsome cream to pray 2 if they become Christian protties
Wait is he off that community? That cannot be because those Indian Christian’s are ALL oriental orthodox not Roman Catholic/prottie

He’s a prottie and so is his family so NO he doesn’t descend from that group that’s a myth that idiot poooooojeets tell themselves to cope with their white cock cum guzzling

As I have said many times western Christianity esp Roman Catholicism is white supremacy the RELGION with their white Jesus I spit on

And Protestantism excluding the BBC variant of southern Baptist are also JBW religions jsut not to the same degree as RC.

Whenever I see a ethnic Roman Catholic I look at them like
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Protestantism is more understandable because it is retarded and chaotic and I can’t deny that Evanglicalism is heavily BBC based even the whites act like them 🤣.

But yeah only true Indian Christianity is the Oriental orthodox Syriac church


What is this retard yapping about. I am st Thomas Christian. I've said it 100 times before. Methodists in India aren't converts either. Most converts in curryland are evangelists.
 
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What is this retard yapping about. I am st Thomas Christian. I've said it 100 times before. Methodists in India aren't converts either. Most converts in curryland are evangelists.
If you were from st Thomas why are you a Methodist then?

That faith is literally Evanglical and from Anglicanism aka British.

Maybe your region had early Christian’s but you aren’t off that stock sorry buddy you been lied 2

Your denomination isn’t Apostollic only orthodoxy and Roman Catholicism can claim to be from the first 1k years of the religion your religion is renissance and infact yours began in 1738 yes 1738

That’s why I said your sect is from the British wherever you live it or not your church isn’t ancient or apostolic it’s just Anglicanism for low class British people that’s what Methodist is.

@Swarthy Knight google this shit if you think I’m lying. There is an ancient Indian church from at Thomas and they are Malankara Orthodox Syrian Church if his church isn’t this then HE HAS NOOOOOO connection to st Thomas
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If you were from st Thomas why are you a Methodist then?

That faith is literally Evanglical and from Anglicanism aka British.

Maybe your region had early Christian’s but you aren’t off that stock sorry buddy you been lied 2

Your denomination isn’t Apostollic only orthodoxy and Roman Catholicism can claim to be from the first 1k years of the religion your religion is renissance and infact yours began in 1738 yes 1738

That’s why I said your sect is from the British wherever you live it or not your church isn’t ancient or apostolic it’s just Anglicanism for low class British people that’s what Methodist is.

@Swarthy Knight google this shit if you think I’m lying. There is an ancient Indian church from at Thomas and they are Malankara Orthodox Syrian Church if his church isn’t this then HE HAS NOOOOOO connection to st Thomas
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What if his ancestors changed denominations in later generations tho :feelswat:
 
What if his ancestors changed denominations in later generations tho :feelswat:
Then I suppose he can claim to descend from the ancient Christian Hindu community but he can’t claim to be pure and without outside influence as I said only THOSE Indians are able to claim st Thomas legacy because their church goes back to the ecumenical councils time they share the same denom as other Oriental orthodox like Ethiopians Egyptian and Armenians that’s why it’s ancient church.

I even recall my church sending letters in the 5th century to try get them to abandon Severus and his argument for Miaphysitism (4th eccumenical council Chalcedon) We have ancient scrolls speaking to that Indian community of the Malankara.
 
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Methodists are evangelical Protestants (basically low class Anglicans because that’s what it is whilst episcopalian is high class Anglican) 🤣:lul:
Anything that isn’t Orthodox or Roman Catholic is Protestant



The other Jeets like Jason were promised one rice grain and a picture of a white man and fair and handsome cream to pray 2 if they become Christian protties
God bro shut the fuck up literally there isn’t one thread were you don’t mention Christians. That’s why half of the forum has you on ignore
 
I think the Haitian cannibals make dinner out of @Jason Voorhees . They will slowly roast him over a fire before eating him.

@Gengar @pope @Swarthy Knight thoughts
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If you were from st Thomas why are you a Methodist then?

That faith is literally Evanglical and from Anglicanism aka British.

Maybe your region had early Christian’s but you aren’t off that stock sorry buddy you been lied 2

Your denomination isn’t Apostollic only orthodoxy and Roman Catholicism can claim to be from the first 1k years of the religion your religion is renissance and infact yours began in 1738 yes 1738

That’s why I said your sect is from the British wherever you live it or not your church isn’t ancient or apostolic it’s just Anglicanism for low class British people that’s what Methodist is.

@Swarthy Knight google this shit if you think I’m lying. There is an ancient Indian church from at Thomas and they are Malankara Orthodox Syrian Church if his church isn’t this then HE HAS NOOOOOO connection to st Thomas
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What if his ancestors changed denominations in later generations tho :feelswat:
Yes. Methodist churches started later but denominational lines in india aren't castes hierarto be as rigid. I'm Methodist and my community is from the Malayali Christian lineage with people tracing back to the St. Thomas Christians . Over centuries denominations changed due to British and missionary influence but ancestry and heritage don't vanish because of it.

A lot of Mallu families that were originally
Syrian Orthodox or Catholic joined Protestant changed denominations when British missionaries came to Travancore. That doesn't the language, customs, surnames and traditions still come from the same early St Thomas stock only the denomination. I still have the traditional surname of st thomas Christian..

One more thing Methodists did arise from Anglicanis, but that doesn't make every Methodist a British convert. In most places it grew through preachers and revival movements, and education initiatives not as a colonial hand me down.
 
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Yes. Methodist churches started later but denominational lines in india aren't castes hierarto be as rigid. I'm Methodist and my community is from the Malayali Christian lineage with people tracing back to the St. Thomas Christians . Over centuries denominations changed due to British and missionary influence but ancestry and heritage don't vanish because of it.

A lot of Mallu families that were originally
Syrian Orthodox or Catholic joined Protestant changed denominations when British missionaries came to Travancore. That doesn't the language, customs, surnames and traditions still come from the same early St Thomas stock only the denomination. I still have the traditional surname of st thomas Christian..

One more thing Methodists did arise from Anglicanis, but that doesn't make every Methodist a British convert. In most places it grew through preachers and revival movements, and education initiatives not as a colonial hand me down.
I see that’s what I was trying to get you to clarify I had a feeling that’s what you meant.

But the fact that you became prottie means your specific Lineage cannot claim direct descent from it anymore due to your RELGION being the white mans relgion. Same goes for Ethiopian Protestants which are growing now and yes Protestantism is a white invention a European cult. But I’ll admit it’s heavily influenced by Carib and esp black American charismatic culture

I have Methodists in my family granted most of mine are Anglican but non practicing though ours is more charismatic in nature due to blacks naturally being like this.

Anyways unless your Malaka orthodox you cannot claim the same exact lineage for your lineage of Christianity is European colonist derived even IF your ancestors followed orthodoxy fact is your RELGION is an 18th century cult from Europe and thus not apostolic like the Malaka
 

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