5'3 Asian Gets Approached by Beautiful Woman at the Bar

[Absurdist]

I’m a 5’3 asian guy who has a decent face. On Friday night at the bar (cheesecake factory) a beautiful black woman struck up a conversation with me. Unfortunately I was completely hammered at this time and said all the wrong things. I’m a bit confused because this has never occurred to me before and I haven’t gotten laid in years. Later on that night she wanted to go to another bar and I thought she wanted a one night stand as she told me she was flying back to New York the next day. She asked me several times if I wanted to see talk to her again but I asked her if she wanted to f*** and she ended up leaving. What do you make of this?

 

[Absurdist]

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[panzerwaffen1488]

I’m a 5’3 asian guy who has a decent face. On Friday night at the bar (cheesecake factory) a beautiful black woman struck up a conversation with me. Unfortunately I was completely hammered at this time and said all the wrong things. I’m a bit confused because this has never occurred to me before and I haven’t gotten laid in years. Later on that night she wanted to go to another bar and I thought she wanted a one night stand as she told me she was flying back to New York the next day. She asked me several times if I wanted to see talk to her again but I asked her if she wanted to f*** and she ended up leaving. What do you make of this?

This nigga hasn't had sex once in his life. Tales from the deepest slum of Mumbai

 

[Absurdist]

This nigga hasn't had sex once in his life. Tales from the deepest slum of Mumbai

claims he kissed her and she liked it

 

[panzerwaffen1488]

claims he kissed her and she liked it

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Honestly, I kind of believe the first part, but for some reason, I have a feeling it was an escort

 

[Absurdist]

Honestly, I kind of believe the first part, but for some reason, I have a feeling it was an escort

He asked her to fuck and she got offended.

 

[panzerwaffen1488]

He asked her to fuck and she got offended.

Unless this nigga is like a top 0.001% facially. He is probably full of shit

 

[lix.]

tales

 

[Absurdist]

Unless this nigga is like a top 0.001% facially. He is probably full of shit

nga hes 5'3 AND asian. i doubt this even happened.

 

[panzerwaffen1488]

nga hes 5'3 AND asian. i doubt this even happened.

If he was 6'0 and at least MTN, I would believe it. Only bc the woman is black. But this is tales

 

[Absurdist]

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