9-5 just to come home to your roastie wife and annoying kids

[albanianblackguy]

this is ur life in the future

except she will be angry as fuck, it will smell in there and she wont let you rest, this is her three years after birth, she will be getting 8.7% uglier every year from this point, and u better be giving 110% of ur energy when u come home because you know, it only takes one facebook friend request for her to feel like u arent giving her enough attention

 

[Aladin]

As if I’ll ever be married.

 

[albanianblackguy]

As if I’ll ever be married.

great, but there are still lots of people on here that believe in marriage and oneitis bullshit, gotta altruismmaxx