A 58 year old BBW is coming to my house tonight. How do I get and stay hard? lmao

[alien]

I think I have a couple expired tablets of generic Cialis lying around that I bought from an online pharmacy 6+ years ago. I've tried generic Cialis with hookers before and it didn't work. But I heard online that you're supposed to take Cialis 2+ hours BEFORE. I was taking like maybe 30-60 minutes before with hookers. And I've also heard that Cialis and Viagra does not help with psychological ED or if you aren't attracted to the person. She is the one who came to me not the other way around. I don't even feel like seeing her. But I have only ever got one shitty ONS recently and I kinda feel like beggars can't be choosers. I have psychological ED to begin with (even with my ex Yogapants I had trouble getting hard for the first 15+ minutes. I cuddled with and eventually got hard though. But Yogapants is hot. With the filipina cougar slightly older than me, I couldn't get over her gut. And I tried focusing on her chinky face and everything. Since I did like her face.) But if a girl is this big and old, I don't see how I'm gonna get an erection. lmao

I need some mindfulness meditation exercises to help with psychological ED (performance anxiety). I hear guided imagery mindfulness meditation is good for psychological ED. But this chick is so fat and ugly that I don't think I can even do it brah. I got my dick hard for an ugly fat around my age once before. And it was a miracle.

The woman that I really want (hot Asian MILF few years older) was calling me sexy last night. But then she stopped messaging me. And the other Asian cougar (decade older) might be going cold on me now. Because I was a bit too low-inhibition autist last night with her. She doesn't seem as enthusiastic now for our date Friday. So I kinda feel like it's best I don't flake on this 58 year old BBW. If I can get and stay hard for a 58 year old BBW (I have a thick cock so I am 100% confident so as long as I'm fully erect) dude it would be a huge boost to my confidence. Knowing that I can perform even for a 58 year old BBW.

 

[6ft4]

show pic of her

 

[alien]

show pic of her

Worried that I will end up doxxing her and that it will lead back to me. lol.
It's disgusting bro.
I told her to swing by at 10:30pm. Because I don't want my dad to see her. That's how ashamed I am of this lay bro
Dad usually goes to bed 10:15. I hope he doesn't stay up later than usual tonight. I would be ashamed if he saw her. And I've brought lots of bitches to my crib before (within the last 3+ years only one because the Tinder game is so much harder now in 2019 than say 2015).

 

[Redrighthand]

didn't re

 

[BigBiceps]

I think I have a couple expired tablets of generic Cialis lying around that I bought from an online pharmacy 6+ years ago. I've tried generic Cialis with hookers before and it didn't work. But I heard online that you're supposed to take Cialis 2+ hours BEFORE. I was taking like maybe 30-60 minutes before with hookers. And I've also heard that Cialis and Viagra does not help with psychological ED or if you aren't attracted to the person. She is the one who came to me not the other way around. I don't even feel like seeing her. But I have only ever got one shitty ONS recently and I kinda feel like beggars can't be choosers. I have psychological ED to begin with (even with my ex Yogapants I had trouble getting hard for the first 15+ minutes. I cuddled with and eventually got hard though. But Yogapants is hot. With the filipina cougar slightly older than me, I couldn't get over her gut. And I tried focusing on her chinky face and everything. Since I did like her face.) But if a girl is this big and old, I don't see how I'm gonna get an erection. lmao

I need some mindfulness meditation exercises to help with psychological ED (performance anxiety). I hear guided imagery mindfulness meditation is good for psychological ED. But this chick is so fat and ugly that I don't think I can even do it brah. I got my dick hard for an ugly fat around my age once before. And it was a miracle.

The woman that I really want (hot Asian MILF few years older) was calling me sexy last night. But then she stopped messaging me. And the other Asian cougar (decade older) might be going cold on me now. Because I was a bit too low-inhibition autist last night with her. She doesn't seem as enthusiastic now for our date Friday. So I kinda feel like it's best I don't flake on this 58 year old BBW. If I can get and stay hard for a 58 year old BBW (I have a thick cock so I am 100% confident so as long as I'm fully erect) dude it would be a huge boost to my confidence. Knowing that I can perform even for a 58 year old BBW.

Bro. Just don't, you will regret it.

 

[OldRooster]

There is no shame in being incel. There is a lot of shame in having sex with a gross land whale.

 

[alien]

Bro. Just don't, you will regret it.

Be more specific. In what way will I regret it? I don't think I'm going to flake. But it is tempting for me to flake. She hasn't responded to me since Saturday. So I figured she was gonna flake. Since this 58 year old BBW has lots of options in 2019. She fucked 3 men in one day. I'm not the only one and I'm not a Chad. I'm not even a manlet Chad. I have like 22-23% body fat still. Once I get my body fat % down and muscle mass % up, I will ascend to oldcel manlet Chad status. Right now I am dad bod manlet Chad. I might be able to get laid with the hot Asian MILF a few years older. Since she was very flirty with me. But I can't imagine that a girl like that would pick me over a real Chad. If I can get my dick fully hard for the hot Asian MILF, alienfranco is back. I will have my 2015-2016 era confidence back when I was dating Yogapants.

There is no shame in being incel. There is a lot of shame in having sex with a gross land whale.

Rooster you're 58 right? Even you wouldn't fuck a 58 year old ugly BBW right? haha.
I am so conflicted about this bro. I feel like I might as well take what I can get. But I don't even know if I can get my dick hard brah. Maybe if I close my eyes, I might enjoy the blowjob

 

[Vanillestorms]

alien still around PSL? Jfl

 

[alien]

alien still around PSL? Jfl

Yeah it seems like most PUAhate OGs have moved on. I prefer PSL for this kind of discussion because r/mgtow, r/trp is fucking terrible with their redpill advice and oldcel copes ("muh wall"). And r/braincels, r/incelswithouthate, /r9k/ REEEEEs at me for getting any sort of sex. lol. So where else is a non-virgin who thinks game and trp/mgtow is bullshit supposed to go? PUAhate was created for that niche.
It's not like I'm bragging like reddit incels think. My life situation is very sad. A man in his mid-30s considering having sex with a 58 year old BBW that he doesn't even want. This is an all-time low. I'm still stuck in the past reminiscing about my hot slim busty ex-girlfriend from 3+ years ago.

What motivated me to stop LDARing and dating again? I asked an Indian BBW hooker 4 months ago if she does rimming, she said no. But when I went to see her, she said I was cute. And when I asked her to rim me while she was sucking my balls, she said she'd do anything I want because I'm cute. I got instantly hard when she was rimming me while I was jacking off. She put it in her mouth and I popped within 5 seconds and she swallowed it all. I felt like I was wasting whatever was left of my youth at that moment rotting in my basement. I knew that I needed to get back out there for one last push to find myself another Yogapants.

Even if I'll never be able to replace Yogapants 100%, I'm cashing in my chips if the hot Asian MILF a few years older than me wants me to be her bf. Because I feel like she's at least on my level if not above. I've always felt Yogapants was above my league and I worshipped her.

 

[Vanillestorms]

Ok can’t say I read much of that wall of text but do you know anything about any PUAHate OGs? The last one I know who was around Lookism was IcedEarth but idk what happened cause he left suddenly and never came back

 

[alien]

Ok can’t say I read much of that wall of text but do you know anything about any PUAHate OGs? The last one I know who was around Lookism was IcedEarth but idk what happened cause he left suddenly and never came back

Apparently there were "other" IcedEarths and such. Who knows. lol. It's hard to keep track when people don't keep the same username like I have (I shortened my username once we got to lookism because I didn't like my original. Which was a Spring Breakers reference).

 

[Vanillestorms]

ah SupportLocalSluts is still around but idk if he an OG tbh

 

[alien]

ah SupportLocalSluts is still around but idk if he an OG tbh

I know he was on lookism until it went down a few days ago. But is he on looksmax?

 

[Vanillestorms]

I know he was on lookism until it went down a few days ago. But is he on looksmax?

He was briefly as BeautifulBones until he got banned but I suspect he has made different accs by now

 

[alien]

He was briefly as BeautifulBones until he got banned but I suspect he has made different accs by now

Looksmax flagged my proxy when I registered (you're only allowed to use proxies after registration. Not on registration). So it's hard to create alts unless you use Starbucks, McDonald's, etc. WiFi
Alts, trolling and LARPing are a PUAhate tradition so I believe they should be allowed. But I digress. There are disadvantages to alts. Like that idiot constantly creating new alts doxxing jankinoff

 

[Vanillestorms]

Looksmax flagged my proxy when I registered (you're only allowed to use proxies after registration. Not on registration). So it's hard to create alts unless you use Starbucks, McDonald's, etc. WiFi

Well it’s not too difficult for him to do that lol

 

[Darth Cialis]

Can't help you despite my username but remember to report back in the aftermath.

 

[Deleted member 1551]

Jfl

Have fun

 

[jefferson]

cialis works best if it has time to saturate, take 20mg now on an empty stomach and don't eat for 30 mins after. It has the best absorbtion taken like that.

normally you'd get warned for bragging making a post like this but since she's 58 and fat...

 

[alien]

cialis works best if it has time to saturate, take 20mg now on an empty stomach and don't eat for 30 mins after. It has the best absorbtion taken like that.

normally you'd get warned for bragging making a post like this but since she's 58 and fat...

She isn't arriving for another 5 1/2 hours. Isn't it too early for me to take it? I only found one capsule of the expired generic Cialis. I might have a second somewhere. I'm not sure how many mg each. I know for sure with Cialis it needs at least 2 hours to take effect.

 

[x30001]

Wait is this not a joke?

 

[alien]

Wait is this not a joke?

Dead srs. What has become of my life?
I really want to flake. But the only civilian sex I had in the past 3+ years was a fat slightly older filipina that I had a wet noodle for. She gave me a handjob but when she spread her pussy lips and I went to stick it in, it wasn't hard enough to penetrate her fat.

 

[x30001]

Dead srs. What has become of my life?
I really want to flake. But the only civilian sex I had in the past 3+ years was a fat slightly older filipina that I had a wet noodle for. She gave me a handjob but when she spread her pussy lips and I went to stick it in, it wasn't hard enough to penetrate her fat.

How old are you?

 

[alien]

How old are you?

mid-30s
I had a hot gf when I was 30-31. But then when I tried Tinder back in 2016, I quickly gave up after failure. Went LDAR for 3+ years. Fell for the MGTOW Monk meme along the way. Now I am back to trying to date again because I am going insane. I don't even know if I can do this 58 year old BBW though. rofl. This is sad

 

[jefferson]

She isn't arriving for another 5 1/2 hours. Isn't it too early for me to take it? I only found one capsule of the expired generic Cialis. I might have a second somewhere. I'm not sure how many mg each. I know for sure with Cialis it needs at least 2 hours to take effect.

take it asap. Like if you take it int he morning effects peak in the afternoon.

 

[alien]

take it asap. Like if you take it int he morning effects peak in the afternoon.

I took one now with water and won't be eating anytime soon. 20mg tablet. She arrives 5 hours 10 mins in. So it should be peaking when she arrives I guess

 

[Deleted member 685]

WTF

 

[alien]

take it asap. Like if you take it int he morning effects peak in the afternoon.

Oh shit I saw the old invoice (late 2012) where I ordered this stuff. Apparently these tabs are generic Cialis soft tabs, not regular generic Cialis. I swallowed it. Apparently you're supposed to put the soft ones underneath your tongue. And these are more fast acting apparently. But still last 36 hours.
I'm not going to take it again because 40mg of Cialis in my system is gonna fuck me up
From the research that I see, dissolving the soft tabs underneath your tongue is fast acting. But swallowing should still work. It just takes longer to reach your blood stream. Since your stomach has to digest it

 

[jefferson]

Oh shit I saw the old invoice (late 2012) where I ordered this stuff. Apparently these tabs are generic Cialis soft tabs, not regular generic Cialis. I swallowed it. Apparently you're supposed to put the soft ones underneath your tongue. And these are more fast acting apparently. But still last 36 hours.
I'm not going to take it again because 40mg of Cialis in my system is gonna fuck me up

You'll be fine regardless. Sublingual is faster but you have enough time for it to get in your system orally.

 

[alien]

I've also got 2 more pills. So if this shit works, I have enough to bang 2 more women.
And then I'm gonna order more of this shit on the darknet markets with bitcoin. I bought the stuff I'm using now back before I knew what bitcoin was. So I was using prepaid Visas.

 

[alien]

I did the deed.
I had trouble getting hard with foreplay and with her blowjob.
So I started jacking it. Put the condom on, lose my wood, couldn't penetrate her with my weak semi.
She wanted me to try it raw. So I jacked it, got a full hard on, stuck it in, pumped her, came in like 10 seconds.
ROFL
Is this because of 2 weeks+ no ejaculation (I was doing NoFap) or the Cialis or both?
Then she left. I didn't ask her to leave. She just got her stuff and left. I bet she won't see me again. rofl.
She was fucking ugly. Droopy tits. Big gut. Dear Lord. I had my eyes closed thinking about white wives sucking off BBC in gloryholes while jacking off in order to get a hard-on.
This is my shame. I broke my PinV streak of 3+ years (I couldn't even get my dick hard at all with the filipina 3+ weeks ago. I think NoFap or Cialis helped. Because this chick was way more ugly than the filipina single mom). With a 58 year old BBW. My shame.
She drove 25 km each way (50 km total) in order to see me. Should I offer to like email money transfer her like $10 to help her with the gas money or something?

 

[fukmylyf]

She drove 25 km each way (50 km total) in order to see me. Should I offer to like email money transfer her like $10 to help her with the gas money or something?

 

[alien]

Is it autistic to offer to email transfer a woman money to go half on gas? The gas for 50km probably isn't even like $10. $10 is way more than half the gas money. rofl. But the minimum for email transfer here in Canada is $10. So. We don't have Venmo here in Canada where you can email small amounts of money. I just don't want to seem like a dick bro. I came in like 10 seconds. And ate her pussy for only a bit. I did it because I didn't want to appear selfish. Since she was sucking my dick for a good bit (couldn't get hard from the flaccid blowjob though it did feel good).

 

[MrCucumber]

This IQ.

The price of gas for 50km is like 5 dollars JFL at your non-driving ass. You are such a fucking loser you don't even know gas prices.

 

[GenericChad1444]

I did the deed.
I had trouble getting hard with foreplay and with her blowjob.
So I started jacking it. Put the condom on, lose my wood, couldn't penetrate her with my weak semi.
She wanted me to try it raw. So I jacked it, got a full hard on, stuck it in, pumped her, came in like 10 seconds.
ROFL
Is this because of 2 weeks+ no ejaculation (I was doing NoFap) or the Cialis or both?
Then she left. I didn't ask her to leave. She just got her stuff and left. I bet she won't see me again. rofl.
She was fucking ugly. Droopy tits. Big gut. Dear Lord. I had my eyes closed thinking about white wives sucking off BBC in gloryholes while jacking off in order to get a hard-on.
This is my shame. I broke my PinV streak of 3+ years (I couldn't even get my dick hard at all with the filipina 3+ weeks ago. I think NoFap or Cialis helped. Because this chick was way more ugly than the filipina single mom). With a 58 year old BBW. My shame.
She drove 25 km each way (50 km total) in order to see me. Should I offer to like email money transfer her like $10 to help her with the gas money or something?

not settling for landwhales is part of the human rights declaration. U done goofed

 

[The Dude Abides]

im sorry for your loss

 

[fukmylyf]

bro don't pay her anything, jfl
its awkward enough already

 

[RedKeyboard]

 

[alien]

This IQ.

The price of gas for 50km is like 5 dollars JFL at your non-driving ass. You are such a fucking loser you don't even know gas prices.

brah I have a car. I know what the gas prices are in Toronto bro. She couldn't host. So I had to host. That's why she drove here from fucking Georgetown to my suburban home (where I live with my dad. He was asleep while we did the deed. I was deathly afraid that my dad would see her.

Also also I know that 50km gas is more like $5 CAD rather than $10 CAD. But the minimum for Interac e-transfer deposits at some banks is $10. If you try sending under $10 and they try to deposit and it gives them an error, I then have to call into my bank to get it cancelled (it locks as soon as someone tried to attempt to deposit it). That's a huge hassle for such a small amount of money. I'd rather just give her $10. You can send small amounts of money with bitcoin. I might offer her some bitcoin.

I was proud when my dad saw me sneak in Yogapants. He must be thinking "my loser son got himself a hot brown girl. Thank the Lord." But a 58 year old BBW is a great shame.

 

[shimada]

lel i have to take cialis like 4-6 hours before and even 24hours later i get random boners

 

[alien]

im sorry for your loss

At least I can say that I'm not incel anymore. But Jesus Christ. 58 year old BBW. I have to jack off with my eyes closed thinking about white wives sucking off BBC in order to get my dick hard. I cum in like 10 seconds because I have premature ejaculation thanks to NOFAP. Fucking LOL Had trouble staying hard with a condom so I had to go raw with this slut (for 10 seconds of skin on skin hopefully I didn't catch anything).

 

[fukmylyf]

congrats, you're a dad OP

 

[The Dude Abides]

I have to jack off with my eyes closed thinking about white wives sucking off BBC in order to get my dick hard.

 

[alien]

lel i have to take cialis like 4-6 hours before and even 24hours later i get random boners

Is it normal to still have difficulty getting my dick hard with a 58 year old BBW on Cialis? Or is the Cialis just not working?
Because she was giving me a blowjob and I still couldn't get hard. I had to jack off thinking about white wives sucking black dick with my eyes closed in order to get fully erect. And then I popped in like 10 seconds. I usually can last very long in bed. But going weeks without cumming is killing my staying power. But if I cum like the day before, it's probably going to make it harder for me to get hard.

 

[The Dude Abides]

I might offer her some bitcoin.

 

[shimada]

Is it normal to still have difficulty getting my dick hard with a 58 year old BBW on Cialis? Or is the Cialis just not working?
Because she was giving me a blowjob and I still couldn't get hard. I had to jack off thinking about white wives sucking black dick with my eyes closed in order to get fully erect. And then I popped in like 10 seconds. I usually can last very long in bed. But going weeks without cumming is killing my staying power. But if I cum like the day before, it's probably going to make it harder for me to get hard.

cialis and viagra dont get your dick hard without you being aroused. and yeah the less im turned on the longer of a break i need between nuts. so id say its normal and probably a good thing, means your brain hasnt fully adapted yet. i could bang a bbw but maybe not a 58 year old one

 

[alien]

I have a date with a filipina cougar a decade older Friday evening and another date with a hot Asian MILF monday early evening. I have two Cialis tabs left. NGL, my luck with online dating is atrocious. I just have had a horse shoe up my ass recently in terms of getting promising dates.
I hope that I get my dick hard naturally with those two (not having to think about sexy white wives sucking off BBC) and last longer this time

I should have popped a Cialis with the filipina single mom from 3+ weeks ago. I probably would have got my dick hard. She was a nasty little chinky slut. And now she is probably gone forever. Probably has me blocked on Whatsapp. I don't want to holler at her because she is like #3 choice for me. I like her face but her gut is too big.

 

[MrCucumber]

BTW you are supposed to take Cialis like the day before.

 

[alien]

BTW you are supposed to take Cialis like the day before.

Are you sure it's supposed to be the day before? I took it 5 hours before and the mod said that this is ideal
I wonder if I'm going to have raging boners tomorrow now

 

[MrCucumber]

For me the effects last a few days, and takes about 6 to 12 hours to kick in.