A 58 year old BBW is coming to my house tonight. How do I get and stay hard? lmao

[alien]

For me the effects last a few days, and takes about 6 to 12 hours to kick in.

On the website it says the effects last 36 hours, not a few days. Online it says it takes 2 hours to kick in. The website where they sell this shit they claim 30 minutes, which is bullshit. It's gotta be at least 2 hours.

Btw where do you buy your Cialis? Darknet markets? Online pharmacy? A real pharmacy locally with a prescription?
I have only 2 tabs. I think I'm gonna buy more because I think there's a good chance I'm going to need to use both tabs since I have two dates lined up that seem promising (as in, likely to go to bed. Though it wouldn't surprise me if at least one of them if not both put up a resistance on first date sex). I've got bitcoin and ether. I don't want to use my reloadable prepaid or my credit card on these sketchy online pharmacy sites

 

[MrCucumber]

On the website it says the effects last 36 hours, not a few days. Online it says it takes 2 hours to kick in. The website where they sell this shit they claim 30 minutes, which is bullshit. It's gotta be at least 2 hours.

Btw where do you buy your Cialis? Darknet markets? Online pharmacy? A real pharmacy locally with a prescription?
I have only 2 tabs. I think I'm gonna buy more because I think there's a good chance I'm going to need to use both tabs since I have two dates lined up that seem promising (as in, likely to go to bed). I've got bitcoin and ether. I don't want to use my reloadable prepaid or my credit card on these sketchy online pharmacy sites

UGL.

If you don't know what that stands for then I really shouldn't give more info tbh.

 

[alien]

UGL.

If you don't know what that stands for then I really shouldn't give more info tbh.

What the fuck is UGL?

 

[itsoverbuddyboyo]

Bro...I'm so sorry it had to come to this for you. IDK, I've been there before on real desperate, drunken nights where I just want a warm hole to stick my dick in. I remember this one landwhale in particular. She was an army wife. She kept checking me out at the bar right near close, I was horny, so I said fuck it and went up to her. Went back to her place, had her on her hands and knees in her living room fucking her while her kids were upstairs sleeping and her husband in Afghanistan. I should've never look around the place too much, because while I was fucking this fat, disgusting bitch, I spotted a nice, big family photo above the couch. Felt bad. Good times.

I hope you neve settle for a fat bitch again, buddy boyo.

 

[alien]

Bro...I'm so sorry it had to come to this for you. IDK, I've been there before on real desperate, drunken nights where I just want a warm hole to stick my dick in. I remember this one landwhale in particular. She was an army wife. She kept checking me out at the bar right near close, I was horny, so I said fuck it and went up to her. Went back to her place, had her on her hands and knees in her living room fucking her while her kids were upstairs sleeping and her husband in Afghanistan. I should've never look around the place too much, because while I was fucking this fat, disgusting bitch, I spotted a nice, big family photo above the couch. Felt bad. Good times.

I hope you neve settle for a fat bitch again, buddy boyo.

If I end up sleeping with the filipina cougar Friday night, hopefully I'll at least end up enjoying myself this time. rofl.
Masturbation is preferable to fucking a 58 year old landwhale. I can watch a video of a sexy white wife sucking off a BBC in a gloryhole and jack off to that and get more pleasure from that than fucking a 58 year old landwhale. I would probably enjoy sucking off Tyrone more than fucking a 58 year old landwhale. NGL.
I can't believe I did that shit.
If I take another selfie, I'm probably going to have the Thousand Cock Stare now.
I'm really looking forward to the date with the hot Asian MILF on Monday. But I'm worried I'm gonna fuck it up. She is the one that I want to be my gf. I feel like my ex Yogapants will always be #1 in my heart tho. But the Asian MILF is promising.

 

[Cretinous]

cialis should be taken about 2 hours before sex if you want to be sure its working. You also probably had fake cialis.

 

[jumping_jock]

chads me

 

[Roping Subhuman]

chads me

Bans me.

 

[Deleted member 470]

im sorry for your loss

 

[Mr_Norwood]

I did the deed.
I had trouble getting hard with foreplay and with her blowjob.
So I started jacking it. Put the condom on, lose my wood, couldn't penetrate her with my weak semi.
She wanted me to try it raw. So I jacked it, got a full hard on, stuck it in, pumped her, came in like 10 seconds.
ROFL
Is this because of 2 weeks+ no ejaculation (I was doing NoFap) or the Cialis or both?
Then she left. I didn't ask her to leave. She just got her stuff and left. I bet she won't see me again. rofl.
She was fucking ugly. Droopy tits. Big gut. Dear Lord. I had my eyes closed thinking about white wives sucking off BBC in gloryholes while jacking off in order to get a hard-on.
This is my shame. I broke my PinV streak of 3+ years (I couldn't even get my dick hard at all with the filipina 3+ weeks ago. I think NoFap or Cialis helped. Because this chick was way more ugly than the filipina single mom). With a 58 year old BBW. My shame.
She drove 25 km each way (50 km total) in order to see me. Should I offer to like email money transfer her like $10 to help her with the gas money or something?

Why did you do this?

I am 33 and even i have limits.. i'd rather just jack off than fuck a fat filipina granny

 

[The Dude Abides]

Where do you buy cialis?

 

[HSM1]

Damn I went through this. But with hot girls lol. Porn is good. Jacking off is good. When you fap pretend you are fucking a girl. If you go more than 2 weeks nofap you will reach a flatline. Start taking horny goat weed and shiz. Zinc. Eating healthy and lay off the weird bbc fetishes cuckold fetishes.

 

[alien]

Damn I went through this. But with hot girls lol. Porn is good. Jacking off is good. When you fap pretend you are fucking a girl. If you go more than 2 weeks nofap you will reach a flatline. Start taking horny goat weed and shiz. Zinc. Eating healthy and lay off the weird bbc fetishes cuckold fetishes.

Yeah I am going to go on a NoPorn detox. But I think NoFap does me more harm than good. NoFap will either turn me into a premature ejaculator (just like I did on Tuesday night) or give me ED due to the flatline (I had trouble getting hard Tuesday night as well. Though considering I was with a 58 year old BBW, that might be normal brah)

How often should you be jerking off? So that you don't have ED (too little sensitivity) but don't have PE (too much sensitivity) either

Where do you buy cialis?

I just ordered some from proroid yesterday. But they ship to Canada only. The site I ordered from 6+ years ago is no longer in service