enchanted_elixir
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It all starts on a temperate, sunny autumn day 
I'm getting out of the parking lot and walking into the language arts building of my school. I walk down the hallway, glancing at the many classrooms. As I pass by these classrooms' windows, I see some people who are tired, a few people who are good-looking, and some people that have less of a chance of getting a girlfriend than a 5'2 hyper-Dravidian LTN.
I then reach the end of the hallway, made a left turn, and enter the classroom. 60% of the class is there. The teacher is also there, I sit in my usual seat. The classroom's desks are arranged in a double U, so there's this large U in the outer area and a smaller one in the inner areas. I sit in my usual spot in the inner u on the left side.
So, we're doing our usual learning. We're reading 1984 by George Orwell right now. Throughout the class, I constantly heard an itching noise and I see this woman constantly patting and itching her hair. It kind of got annoying for me because she was relatively close. It sounded like her scalp was drier than the Sahara when she scratched it though
It got disturbing enough to the point where my professor stopped and asked if she was ok. Now everyone was looking at her. She replied with a very uncomfortable "yes sir, but I have to go to the bathroom". My professor said ok and she got up...
TRIPPED ON THE LEGS OF THE TABLE
AND FELL ON THE FLOOR
You think it's over yet?!
IT GETS EVEN BETTER!
Everyone ran over to help her, but she got up herself which made it worse because the majority of the class came to help her and now most of the class was standing at most 12 feet away from her. What she didn't seem to realize until people started laughing was that...
HER FUCKING WIG FELL OFF! SHE WAS BALD AS FUCK! JEFF BEZOS BALD.
MIND YOU SHE'S ALSO OBESE!
NOW SHE'S STANDING IN THE CORNER OF THE CLASSROOM LIKE THS!
dude you should've seen her face
She was on the verge of tears; on the other hand, the class was like...
Everyone started laughing dude.
It was so over for her! She ran out of the classroom with her backpack crying. Poor woman, I guess. We then had a lecture about being nice to everyone like we were in kindergarten.
She had that face and was running like that
Dear any black female lurkers, grow your real hair out... please. We see your wigs and extensions.
I'm getting out of the parking lot and walking into the language arts building of my school. I walk down the hallway, glancing at the many classrooms. As I pass by these classrooms' windows, I see some people who are tired, a few people who are good-looking, and some people that have less of a chance of getting a girlfriend than a 5'2 hyper-Dravidian LTN.I then reach the end of the hallway, made a left turn, and enter the classroom. 60% of the class is there. The teacher is also there, I sit in my usual seat. The classroom's desks are arranged in a double U, so there's this large U in the outer area and a smaller one in the inner areas. I sit in my usual spot in the inner u on the left side.
So, we're doing our usual learning. We're reading 1984 by George Orwell right now. Throughout the class, I constantly heard an itching noise and I see this woman constantly patting and itching her hair. It kind of got annoying for me because she was relatively close. It sounded like her scalp was drier than the Sahara when she scratched it though
It got disturbing enough to the point where my professor stopped and asked if she was ok. Now everyone was looking at her. She replied with a very uncomfortable "yes sir, but I have to go to the bathroom". My professor said ok and she got up...
TRIPPED ON THE LEGS OF THE TABLE
AND FELL ON THE FLOOR
You think it's over yet?!
IT GETS EVEN BETTER!
Everyone ran over to help her, but she got up herself which made it worse because the majority of the class came to help her and now most of the class was standing at most 12 feet away from her. What she didn't seem to realize until people started laughing was that...
HER FUCKING WIG FELL OFF! SHE WAS BALD AS FUCK! JEFF BEZOS BALD.
MIND YOU SHE'S ALSO OBESE!
NOW SHE'S STANDING IN THE CORNER OF THE CLASSROOM LIKE THS!
dude you should've seen her face
She was on the verge of tears; on the other hand, the class was like...
Everyone started laughing dude.
It was so over for her! She ran out of the classroom with her backpack crying. Poor woman, I guess. We then had a lecture about being nice to everyone like we were in kindergarten.
She had that face and was running like that
Dear any black female lurkers, grow your real hair out... please. We see your wigs and extensions.
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