A GIRL INVITED ME TO HER BIRTHDAY PARTY NO ONE CAME BUT ME

[Growth Plate]

Sleep on railway tracks.

 

[sorrowfulsad]

Success!

 

[Growth Plate]

Pass away.

 

[Growth Plate]

Reach the finish line.

 

[Growth Plate]

Complete it.

 

[Growth Plate]

Get struck by lightning.

 

[Growth Plate]

Contract HIV.

 

[Enfant terrible]

The romance i always dreamed of
dont let her go op
dont

 

[Growth Plate]

Get attacked by an animal.

 

[Growth Plate]

Jump into a volcano.

 

[Growth Plate]

Skydive but remove the parachute.

 

[Growth Plate]

Take the vaccine.

 

[ToursOverBoyo2020]

Seems you found your future wife.

 

[Deleted member 13094]

post photo of you and her or larp tbh

 

[Growth Plate]

Behead yourself.

 

[Growth Plate]

Get ran over.

 

[Deleted member 8165]

OK Chad

 

[Growth Plate]

Quit.

 

[Growth Plate]

Give up.

 

[Deleted member 756]

OK Chad

You think everyone is chad

 

[Growth Plate]

Uninstall vital organs.

 

[Growth Plate]

Get heart disease.

 

[Growth Plate]

Get chronic lower respiratory diseases.

 

[Growth Plate]

Get a stroke.

 

[Growth Plate]

Become a thing of the past.

 

[Growth Plate]

Make today the last episode.

 

[Deleted member 8165]

You think everyone is chad

But he is

 

[Deleted member 756]

But he is

Are you?

 

[Deleted member 8165]

Are you?

No

 

[Deleted member 756]

No

When lean you will

 

[Deleted member 8165]

When lean you will

In 3 months I hope I've lost 8kg at least

 

[Deleted member 756]

In 3 months I hope I've lost 8kg at least

I’ll always be a deformed subhuman

 

[Deleted member 8165]

I’ll always be a deformed subhuman

No

 

[Deleted member 756]

No

How

 

[Deleted member 13094]

 

[Deleted member 8165]

How

You're not just lose weight and you'll be 5 PSL

 

[Deleted member 756]

You're not just lose weight and you'll be 5 PSL

5 out of 5,000,000 psl

 

[Deleted member 13495]

j
ust fart

 

[Opsly]

SO A GIRL THAT MADE HER 18TH BIRTHDAY PARTY INVITED ME, WHEN I GOT THERE WAS NO ONE BUT HER BEST FRIEND, THAT MADE ME LEGIT SAD SO I STAYED WITH HER, SHE LATER CRIED AND TOLD ME SHE HAS A CRUSH FOR ME AND THAT WOULD LIKE TO BE WITH ME, SHE IS CUTE AND SWEET BUT HIGHLY INTROVERTED AND WITH SOCIAL ANXIETY, PLUS I THINK SHE IS BULLIED. I WENT TO BED CAUSE I HAD TO DO THINGS THIS MORNING BUT NOW HER BEST FRIEND CALLED ME SAYING THAT GIRL SPENT ALL NIGHT THINKING BOUT ME AND CRYING BOUT ME. I FEEL SORRY FOR HER. IDK IF THATS CUCKED BUT IMMA HELP HER, SHE IS A KISSLESS VIRGIN AND SHE SAID SHE WANTS TO DO IT WITH ME. IDK GUYS WHAT YOU THINK? SHE SEEMS SWEET.
@portuguesecel @Maesthetic @eyelidcel @puyi

Just fuck her

 

[grimy]

This is the most teenage shit i ever read

 

[Deleted member 9890]

its over i dont have dick sensitivity cauee fapping, im sure it wont get hard

Lololol